20 Works by stuartdakins

Listing Works

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    By the time they arrive at the inn, it’s been dark for several hours, and the rain has well and truly soaked them to the bone. The place is run-down, and the only room left has a leak in the ceiling, but it’s the first town they’ve passed in days - and sleeping under the stars is quickly losing its appeal the closer the winter months start to draw in. Besides, it’ll only be for a few nights - before long it’ll be time for them to find somewhere to spend the full moon.

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    1/1
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    George persuades Ned to try some of his weed in the hopes it'll calm him down. It does not calm him down.

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    1/1
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    23
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    Sensing that someone is moving in on Tozer, Hickey reacts extremely normally.

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    29
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    Sol's not even supposed to be working the night she meets Eleanor Hickey. It's supposed to be her first night off all week, but Fran Crozier rings up with her undies in a twist because the Holy Ghost Girls are the biggest band they've booked in years and their support act are stranded on the side of the M4 and Morfin's having one of his migraines so they're in desperate need of a sound tech.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    319
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    Sol's not opposed to having girls in his flat - he can't say there's been any since Hickey took up residence on his couch (and occasionally in his bed), but he wouldn't say no if the opportunity presented itself.

    What he does take issue with, however, is strange girls showing up uninvited and helping themselves to the contents of his fridge.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    82
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    16
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    Billy Gibson's main goal for his junior year of high school: survive. With the Toms by his side, that shouldn't be hard. But when a mysterious new kid shows up and draws Billy's eye, things start the change.

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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    Hickey is unimpressed by Sol's choice of comfort food.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    26
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    1
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    Hickey and Tozer get to know each other in the lead up to Carnivale.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    Unable to punish Hickey in the way he wants, Captain Crozier enlists Tozer's help.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    34
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    2
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    “You like it?”

    “It’s… it’s perfect. I-”

    “You’re not going to cry, are you? That mascara isn’t waterproof, babe.”

    She blinks at her reflection, takes a deep breath to steel herself and shakes her head. "You're really good at this, you know?"

    He does, of course he does, but she knows he likes hearing it.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Christmas, 2003. Ageing rockstar Stuart Dakin is determined to revive his career at any cost, even if it means pretending to like Christmas. Meanwhile, everyone at the Sheffield Gazette is sick of watching Scripps pine after Pos, and Akthar's getting married, but his best man has more than just the stag do on his mind.

    (aka love actually but it's the history boys)

    Language:
    English
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    17,258
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Billie should have known something like this would happen.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Francis had only seen the creature in passing, as it massacred his crew and destroyed their hopes of ever returning home, and yet, he found it strangely attractive.

    Each chapter stands alone and comes to you live! [i.e. unedited]

    Featuring: sexy bear roleplay, actual sexy spirit bear, sexy baking, and platonic Ned and Neptune having a nice day, because we're not complete monsters

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    121
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    “Don’t you dare pity me.”

    Well, if he doesn’t want pity Billie won’t.

    “You’ll never understand. I’ve got a family, school, friends, a career ahead of me if I play my cards right. You’ve never had anything worth losing. It’s easy for you.”

    Cornelius’s smile drops open, like he’s about to laugh, aborted. He is frozen in one horrible moment of comprehension.

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    English
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    8,924
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    624
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    He picks up as soon as Billy's name lights up the screen, so it's painfully obvious he's been waiting by the phone for their call like a lovesick idiot - but he doesn't care. 

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    401
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    There are worse things than being lashed, he’d told Billy. He’d believed it, too - been given plenty of reasons to believe it - but he struggles to remember them in the aftermath of his own lashing.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    108
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    14
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    EC has a surprise for his cute thespian boyfriend. (Written for Terror Self-Insert Fest 2021)

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
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    169
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    On an ill-fated night out, the gang encounter a local legend.

    (aka the scooby doo au nobody asked for)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    332
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    Stuart Dakin has never doubted his intelligence - and he'd like the records to show that, thank you very much. He can argue his way out of anything and wipe the floor with his classmates in any debate - but he's never shared their love of the written word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    256
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    Dakin doesn't know why he didn't think of it before, why he's never known there was a word for it. He's never really had to think about it until now, he supposes - but now he knows, the relief is overwhelming.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    411

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