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Agatha sighs. "Stop talking and start watching my kid while I go sue my wife."
"I'm still not quite sure how this is part of my job—"
"As stated in the job description, further duties may be assigned as required, Teen." Agatha hands Nicky over. "If I hear him crying during taping, you're fired."
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Or Agatha takes Rio to paternity court.Series
- Part 2 of Harkness v. Vidal
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Agatha wipes at the corner of her mouth, as if she's brushing away a crumb, before she saunters away with a parting remark. "Welcome to the firm."
Rio is left with indents in her forearm and the echo of Agatha's smirk. She traces the dips and bumps.
Not that Rio minds being bit by a beautiful woman, but a little context might be nice.
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[6:14 pm]
Rio: Reminder that the hearing is at 1pm tomorrow.
[9:46 pm]
Agatha: don't worry, i'm not going to miss the chance to divorce you. :)
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- Part 1 of Harkness v. Vidal
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Rio Vidal is Death.
Or; Death is Rio Vidal.
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"Gross, dude," Robin muttered, but she was distracted by Nancy, who was evidently distracted by a woman who had just walked into the bar. Older, mid forties maybe. Short dark hair. Conservative kind of business-y outfit. Robin didn't recognize her. She was more concerned at the moment with the furrow in Nancy's brow, and the urge to press her thumb just there to smooth it out. Leave a thumbprint behind as evidence. Robin Buckley was here.
"Hey. Steve," Nancy said, eyes not leaving the woman at the bar. "How about you try... spreading the Gospel, I guess... to her?" She gestured at the woman. "She's one of Owens' people. Agent... Stinson I think. She's obviously off-duty, she might be open to it?"
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A dame walks into a bar. Our heroes are gay about it.
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07 Jan 2026
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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02 Jan 2026
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A summoning spell goes awry, leaving Agatha trapped. There's only one way out, but can Agatha stomach it?
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15 Dec 2025
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love is a battle i can win by palmviolet for beetlesandstars
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Dec 2022
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"She’s taking a sip, dry and sharp on her tongue, when the doorbell rings a floor above, and she hears distantly Steve’s open delight, Robin, Dustin, back from the shit I won’t understand?
I’m a lesbian, Nancy thinks, taking another sip of wine. Eddie clinks his glass against hers and sneaks a slice of chorizo from Steve’s chopping board, tapping a finger against the side of his nose, shh, don’t tell, the way normal couples keep their secrets, the way honesty is earned and not borne on the back of a lie.
Love is a battle I can win. Nancy turns to face the door."
// Christmas 1994. Nancy faces her fears.
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14 Dec 2025
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“Nice to meet you, Miss Harkness.” Rio tipped his imaginary hat, like a loser, Agatha thought.
“Don’t,” Agatha replied, putting a hand up. “Don’t try all the fake cowboy blah blah with me.”
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agatha gets dragged to the rodeo & can't figure out why that one clown is...hot???
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14 Dec 2025