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A drawing of a cartoon person, in shades of red. They are wearing big circular glasses and have a black spiked halo above their head.



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    “You’re hurting him.”

    “And we’ll do much more if you don’t do as we say,” the man promised, pressing the dagger in just a little deeper to spur Wei Ying into obeying.

    Lan Wangji hissed, closing his eyes for a moment before forcing himself to look back at his husband. The sting from the blade was bearable but combined with his injured arm twisted back, it was difficult to hide the pain in his eyes. Not that it would have worked anyway, Wei Ying knew every line of his face, knew all of his expressions, no matter how small.

    Wei Ying’s eyes darkened as his hand settled on Chenqing. “Lower your dagger or you won’t leave this forest alive."

    Or, 5 times Wei Wuxian protected his loved ones and one time Lan Wangji protected him.

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    29 May 2024

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    “Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”

    The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.

    “You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.

    “Bullshit.”

    In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.

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    17 Jul 2024

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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.

    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    19 Jul 2024

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    "I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" Jaskier asked, fidgeting with his bead necklace and staring at the open gates of Oxenfurt from a distance.

    "Hmmm," Geralt hummed.

    "Thank you, darling. Very insightful."

    "You're going to go there no matter what." Geralt shrugged.

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    Oxenfurt was a busy place, filled with both bardic rivalry and friendships. A killer on the loose didn't make navigating the city and its intricacies any easier for Jaskier and Geralt.

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    01 Aug 2025