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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Hermione Granger is very good at control. Her career. Her intellect. Her life. Everything really.

    Her sex life? Less so — especially after Ron Weasley leaves her with a long list of things she was made to feel ashamed of wanting. So she writes a list. Hermione's Kinky Sex List. And it is absolutely not meant to be found by Draco Malfoy — her long-time rival, and inconveniently attractive candidate for the same promotion.

    Unfortunately, he finds it anyway. More unfortunately: he offers to help her complete it.

    What begins as an ill-advised arrangement between rivals becomes something deeper, and far more dangerous than either of them planned. And the list is only the beginning.

     

     

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    22 Dec 2025

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    "Now then," Draco said, taking in the scene with dark satisfaction. Hermione Granger—war hero, Wizengamot member, the moral compass of magical Britain—was sprawled across the Minister's desk, thighs trembling. The leather-bound ledgers and decorative quill sets had been swept aside, replaced by her body, flushed and obscene against the polished mahogany. "Where were we?"

    "Inside me," Hermione managed, finding her voice. "Please, Malfoy."

    His eyes flashed, dark and delighted. "You want to fuck on Cadwallader's desk?"

    “He deserves it,” she insisted. “Don’t you think?”

    “Wicked little thing,” he said approvingly. “Turn around and bend over.” 

    (Lord Draco Malfoy and Minority Leader Hermione Granger are notorious adversaries in the Wizengamot. But when they're forced together at the Ministry's Christmas Gala, they discover their opposition to each other pales in comparison to an incendiary attraction that blurs the line between politics and obsession).

    NOW COMPLETE!

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    14 Dec 2025

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    After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.

    When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.

    tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post

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    14 Dec 2025

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    When a pandemic of Runespoor Fever sweeps through the wizarding world at the end of 2003, leaving a full quarter of its victims infertile, the International Confederation of Wizards takes drastic action. A marriage and reproductive law is enacted, throwing the wizarding world into upheaval.

    Lightly inspired by the 1989 film The War of the Roses, (but without the animal death,) and our own recent pandemic.

    She was wearing one of her neat, buttoned-up outfits as always; brown herringbone trousers and a silky cream blouse that covered her from throat to wrist, her hair braided around her head but not quite as neat as usual. He stopped several feet from her and frowned. “Why do you smell of smoke, Granger?”

    “Does it really matter, Malfoy?” She skewered him with a glare, arms folding across her chest. “Perhaps I took up smoking.”

    “And did you?”

    She gave him an ‘are you mad?’ look. “No, I burnt down my office,” she said exasperatedly, as if it should’ve been obvious, and he tried to refrain from giving her an ‘are you mad?’ look in return.

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    03 Sep 2025