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i had never known my name until you spoke it from your chest by teandfailure
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Apr 2026
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Ilya doesn’t look surprised to see him. “What do you want, Hollander?”
He’s shirtless, sweatpants barely hanging on to his hips. Looking at his body makes Shane ache.
“Just- put me under, please,” Shane says, pleading. “It's the only thing that makes my brain shut up. Hold me down and fuck me and then maybe I can finally fucking sleep tonight.”
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It’s just that Ed doesn’t get a lot of privacy these days, okay?
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take the sadness out of saturday night by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
13 Apr 2022
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“I’m a goddamn gentleman, okay? I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about," Ed says.
Roy huffs, and everything feels easier, like heaving that sigh has kicked the planet back onto its correct axis. “Wonder where you learned that from,” he says, voice dry.
Ed snorts. “You can keep telling yourself that if you want,” he replies, but the blow is softened by the grin on his face. “You’re lucky that I didn’t learn romance at the Roy Mustang school of overpriced dinners and underwhelming missionary. None of that shit would’ve worked on you anyway.”
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a brick-boot swimming lesson by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
28 Oct 2021
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“Ed, I- I just need to make sure that you’re sure, like really sure, absolutely undoubtedly sure, because once I start touching you, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop.”
Ed looks at him like he’s just said something exceptionally stupid, and perhaps Al should have figured that he’d be quicker to snap than usual, revving from casual to enraged at the drop of a hat. “I’m pretty fucking sure,” he says. “You want me to beg or what?”
“Oh, absolutely,” Al says easily, and savors the way it makes Ed squirm. “Is that even a question? I’ve never wanted anything more.”
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i never told you what i do for a living by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
25 Dec 2020
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it was always crushingly intimate, letting ed feed from him like this.
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a time ed was roy's first by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
24 May 2020
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“holy fuck, roy,” he says, his voice thin, and their eyes meet in the mirror, ed’s pupils blown wide, just for a second before ed’s eyes flutter shut. even that amount of eye contact is dizzying, ed’s doe eyes and smudged makeup and his hair swept over one shoulder, and roy could swear there’s some kind of irony here, that ed has never looked more like an angel than when he was begging to be thoroughly debauched.
“quite,” roy agrees, and rolls his hips.
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“do you want to do kinky stuff with me?” ed presses. “what kind of stuff is it?”
“i’m already doing kinky stuff with you,” roy replies dryly. “i’ll make you a list.”
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- Part 2 of sugar daddy au
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"i'm here under duress," ed offers, still holding the guy's flask. "in case that wasn't clear."
"if you're in need of rescue, i'd be happy to assist," he all but purrs. "perhaps i can call in a favor."
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- Part 3 of sugar daddy au
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sour but i think i like it by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
31 Mar 2020
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“you’re stressed,” ed continues, “and you’re a busy guy, i get that, but by my calculations you’ve got like, one more quarterly evaluation left in you before you have a complete meltdown in the middle of your office, the ice is that fucking thin. you’re embarrassed to come to me and ask me for a kinky favor — and i get that, swear to god i do — so i came to you.”
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profane communion by teandfailure for butbythegrace
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
19 Mar 2020
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ed is seated at the center of the frame, sitting cross-legged on his bed in a pair of the obscenely short shorts and a cropped t shirt, fidgeting with a joint in his hand. his eyeliner looks positively divine, sharp enough to kill, and he’s wearing false eyelashes. his hair hangs loose over his shoulders, different shades of vibrant blond intermixed and glinting in the dim lighting. he’s wearing fishnets underneath his shorts — the tights come up higher on his waist than the tiny shorts — and his shirt advertises a band roy had never heard of. roy can see the curvature of his hips poking out from the hem, between the netting of the fishnets, and he has some kind of base, primal desire to lick them. ed is soft and smiling when his eyes flicker up to meet roy’s.
roy is so, so gone for this boy.
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worth your weight in gold by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
11 Mar 2020
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when roy’s consciousness finally returns to his mortal coil, ed is giving him a look. ed, who is nestled into a pile of blankets and pillows he’s been building for a couple of months now — a den of soft things he’d been collecting, when he thought no one was looking, familiar scents and plush fabrics to surround himself with when no one else was around. ed, who is sprawled across their bed in one of roy’s old t-shirts, with a swell to his stomach as it peeks out from beneath the t-shirt, a halfmoon of his tummy between the shirt’s hem and the elastic of his boxer-briefs.
mine, some primitive, animal part of him says, and he feels himself taking a step closer to the bed without meaning to, heart thundering off-beat in his chest. i did that.
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blink and you'll miss it by teandfailure for junklex
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
31 Dec 2019
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ed is on top of him on the couch, all up in his space with his hands on either side of roy’s neck, tangled into his hair and pulling him in closer like he can’t get enough, like roy is his oxygen supply and ed is gasping for breath, like this bruising, needy kiss is the only thing that can save him.
“you got something to say?” ed asks.
“you’ll make me late for my meeting,” roy says dimly, which is not an answer.
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harsh light by teandfailure for butbythegrace
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
20 Dec 2019
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the ball gag is uncomfortable already, forcing roy’s jaw open too wide as he tries to accommodate it, but for some reason he can’t entirely explain, he wants this, tonight. he finds it calming — settling, somehow, warm and familiar like a favorite blanket — the weight of cuffs on his wrists, just starting to cut into his skin; the press of a collar against his neck, too tight for a moment when ed does the clasp before roy’s able to breathe normally again; the hardwood of ed’s bedroom floor beneath his bare knees.
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the ties that bind [podfic] by teandfailure for Kotosk, LadyMerlin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Nov 2019
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a podfic of LadyMerlin and kotosk's the ties that bind
Ed is welcome to any part of him, and Roy wishes he could pretend it was a recent development but he’s not in the habit of lying to himself.
Or; Ed unexpectedly presents as an omega. Roy deals with the consequences.
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roy has his hands on either of ed’s thighs, a warm weight even through the fabric of his boxer briefs, and ed hates how easy it is for roy to play him like this, hates — and loves to hate — that all roy has to do is manhandle him a little bit, grab him by his waist so ed can feel how his hands nearly cover the span of his hips, and ed folds like a goddamn house of cards every time.
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twin high-maintenance machines by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Oct 2019
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in which elysia hughes has a birthday party, roy has a series of significant revelations, and ed has a couple drinks.
(or, “but i thought you were straight!”)
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the concept of a benevolent god by teandfailure for LadyMerlin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
28 Aug 2019
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“are you sure about this?”
“i’m becoming less sure about it every time you ask that,” ed snaps, which isn’t an answer.
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half in the shape of his name by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
22 Aug 2019
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they’re usually better scheduled than this, and ideally roy would spend the beginnings of ed’s heat with him, curled up on their obscenely expensive couch in sweatpants binging his netflix reality flavor of the day, not working on some dead-end far-flung bureaucratic nightmare assignment that’s left him frantically jamming his keys into the door, suitcase at his heels while ed waits inside, pheromones coming off of him in waves. the smell is wet, mossy and earthen and sweet just a touch at the end, and if he had to guess, he’d venture ed’s been in pre-heat for the better part of a day without him.
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always on the tip of my tongue by teandfailure for dragn
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
21 May 2019
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ed is too close, straddling him with one of his hands keeping both of roy’s pinned above his head, and the skin on skin is so hot it burns, ed’s thighs pressed against his, ed’s weight on him, ed’s hair everywhere and his smell everywhere and his hand moving crushingly, achingly slowly as he takes roy’s cock in his hand and drags his thumb heavily through the mess at his slit. “i’ll get you there,” he says again. “do you trust me?”
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they live in a ninja village. nothing is ever really a secret anyway.