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for he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon by terminally_underwhelmed
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Feb 2024
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Todoroki gets turned into a cat and makes it Bakugou's problem.
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I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine by terminally_underwhelmed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2017
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They're together when the Dark Lord falls.
Draco is barely aware of his own senses, half-blind and exhausted from months upon months of corrosive fear, and whatever shred of reality is still allotted to him is in his father’s urgent grip on his shoulder and his mother’s hands around his and the way he leans on both of them.
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- Part 1 of Solitaire/Mercenary
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Ten minutes later Harry’s drying his hair while staring in his own eyes in the mirror and not moping. Never mind that he's twenty-four and already feels due for a midlife crisis. Never mind that he’s desperate enough for human company that he's considering getting a haircut just for the awkward scalp massage (and even more awkward questions about his scar) while being shampooed and then inviting Dudley out for drinks. He is a fully grown adult making the adult decision of working the entire week leading up to Christmas Day, since there’s a conspicuous lack of other places to be, and he isn't going to start moping about it now.
“I'm not,” he tells his reflection decisively. His voice is hoarse from lack of use.
The reflection has no response.
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“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
“Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”- Language:
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22 Feb 2022
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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26 Apr 2021
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Damara is sitting with half a lunch table all to herself, working her way through a pile of fruit cups. She has bruises on all her knuckles, a totally illegal cigarette tucked behind one ear, and is just basically incredibly scary.
“Hi!” you say, sitting down beside her. “Hello there. Good morning. I’m Jade. Nice to meet you. How about this weather, huh?”
“Join our coven!” Feferi says, because she is a prime time dorkus.
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15 Mar 2021
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When The Working Day Is Done by roachpatrol for buttmaster
Fandoms: Homestuck, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
02 Jul 2015
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You think that probably every woman here has the same resume. Has been waiting, all their lives, for one good excuse to haul off and hurt someone. You think probably every woman here could kick Tyler Durden’s ass, and would love to.
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15 Mar 2021
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There’s a crackling noise, then the quiet hiss of speakers as a voice comes from— somewhere. Everywhere? He’s not entirely sure of the source, but it fills the cabin, the first sound in a long time that’s not of his own creation.
“Mr. Blackwood.” It’s low, clipped, devoid of all inflection; Martin still gets the sense that the speaker is irritated with him, somehow.
(Martin, on the Daedalus.)
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11 Feb 2020