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Lando insists on re-scenting Oscar every morning, midday, and night. Hoodies? Stolen. Car seat? Claimed. Oscar’s hotel pillow? Smothered with Lando’s scent. If someone else’s scent gets near Oscar, Lando sulks for hours until Oscar soothes him.
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“Did you make a… dating resume,” Oscar blinked at it.
“We made it,” Alex said proudly. “Name, age, occupation, whether they look like they could write poetry about you or would at least repost your thirst traps with supportive emojis. It’s very comprehensive.”
“I don’t post thirst traps.” Oscar deadpanned.
Alex rolled his eyes. “Well, maybe that’s your first problem.”-
Lando swears off love (again), Oscar tucks him into bed (again), and Alex and George play matchmakers with the subtlety of a brick to the face
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“Curly fries are only for the brave, so is love.”
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Five times Stiles interviewed celebrities for his popular YouTube show, ‘The Curly Fries Show with Stiles Stilinski’, and one time he was the one interviewed.
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Five times Stiles hung out with his attractive, adorable, bashful, architect building-mate Derek Hale and one time he hung out with his attractive, adorable, bashful, architect building-mate, boyfriend Derek Hale.
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“Never have I ever… done anal,” Lando smirks before immediately taking a swig, with a cocky raise of the eyebrow.
Oscar looks flushed, awkward, and it fills Lando with a sadistic playfulness.
"Hum you mean like… giving it or taking it?”
Lando’s eyes widen.
That is a valid question. But that is not a question a straight guy would ask. The biggest shit-eating grin appears on Lando’s lips. Oh, this is going to be a lot more interesting than he imagined.
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Zak’s voice cuts through Lando’s trance. “We’re telling you boys this now, a month in advance, so that you can adjust your plans accordingly. The team thinks that it would be…beneficial, for you two to spend a week of your summer break together,” he finishes, and Lando hears Oscar immediately release a heavy sigh of irritation from next to him.
“What?” Lando asks, incredulous. “Why would we—huh?”
“For team building,” Andrea pipes up from Zak’s side, one of the few sentences of the morning that he’s spoken.
“Team building,” Oscars mutters, distaste clearly laced in his voice.
or; McLaren are worried that Lando and Oscar will start to hate each other after spending the year fighting for the championship, so the team forces them to go on vacation together during summer break.