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Lando insists on re-scenting Oscar every morning, midday, and night. Hoodies? Stolen. Car seat? Claimed. Oscar’s hotel pillow? Smothered with Lando’s scent. If someone else’s scent gets near Oscar, Lando sulks for hours until Oscar soothes him.
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“Did you make a… dating resume,” Oscar blinked at it.
“We made it,” Alex said proudly. “Name, age, occupation, whether they look like they could write poetry about you or would at least repost your thirst traps with supportive emojis. It’s very comprehensive.”
“I don’t post thirst traps.” Oscar deadpanned.
Alex rolled his eyes. “Well, maybe that’s your first problem.”-
Lando swears off love (again), Oscar tucks him into bed (again), and Alex and George play matchmakers with the subtlety of a brick to the face
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“Curly fries are only for the brave, so is love.”
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Five times Stiles interviewed celebrities for his popular YouTube show, ‘The Curly Fries Show with Stiles Stilinski’, and one time he was the one interviewed.
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Five times Stiles hung out with his attractive, adorable, bashful, architect building-mate Derek Hale and one time he hung out with his attractive, adorable, bashful, architect building-mate, boyfriend Derek Hale.
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“Never have I ever… done anal,” Lando smirks before immediately taking a swig, with a cocky raise of the eyebrow.
Oscar looks flushed, awkward, and it fills Lando with a sadistic playfulness.
"Hum you mean like… giving it or taking it?”
Lando’s eyes widen.
That is a valid question. But that is not a question a straight guy would ask. The biggest shit-eating grin appears on Lando’s lips. Oh, this is going to be a lot more interesting than he imagined.
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Zak’s voice cuts through Lando’s trance. “We’re telling you boys this now, a month in advance, so that you can adjust your plans accordingly. The team thinks that it would be…beneficial, for you two to spend a week of your summer break together,” he finishes, and Lando hears Oscar immediately release a heavy sigh of irritation from next to him.
“What?” Lando asks, incredulous. “Why would we—huh?”
“For team building,” Andrea pipes up from Zak’s side, one of the few sentences of the morning that he’s spoken.
“Team building,” Oscars mutters, distaste clearly laced in his voice.
or; McLaren are worried that Lando and Oscar will start to hate each other after spending the year fighting for the championship, so the team forces them to go on vacation together during summer break.
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What happens when Lando Norris, McLaren’s wildest card, accidentally crashes his bike into a quiet, mole-dotted ER nurse named Oscar Piastri?
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Getting locked in a freezing cold storage room with your rival is bad enough.
Catching a heat in the middle of it? Worse.
But Max Verstappen is surprisingly resourceful.
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you vs the guy he told you not to worry about by deadwriter16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Sep 2021
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Kacchan grins and says, “this is the best day of my fucking life.”
“Bakugou!” Iida hisses, “that’s rude to say!”
“Deku’s first date saw me as a threat,” Kacchan laughs, “I’m a fucking threat. Do you know how fucking great this is? The power I hold. I’ve never been happier.”
“You’re a horrible friend, Kacchan,” Izuku lies, “I am in a crisis right now, and all you can think about is using your powers for evil. Typical.”
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also known as, izuku can't date anyone without them having some kind of problem with izuku and kacchan's relationship.
or, 5 times izuku's relationships end because of bakugou, and one time it turns out it was probably right to do so.
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- Part 24 of bakudeku <3 <3
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i threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs by deadwriter16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Dec 2024
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“Hey, there are like, tons of crumbs on Kirishima’s lap,” Kaminari points out. “Those are gonna get all over the car. Don’t you care?”
“I hope somebody rear-ends me,” Katsuki responds.
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or, the post 431 happy ending. nothing is actually that deep. katsuki is just dramatic and izuku is just oblivious. they figure it out eventually
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Much Ado About Guard Dogs by tumbleweedchaser
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Aug 2020
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Pro hero Ground Zero's apartment has just been crushed flat by Mt. Lady, but his boss, Fat Gum, sets him up with a sweet body guard gig that comes with free housing, food, and 24/7 access to the world's foremost genius of support gear. The only problem? Said scientist is being targeted by the League of Villains. Oh, and it's Midoriya Izuku--the kid he hasn't seen since telling the boy to take a swan dive off the roof of their middle school.
(I'm terrible at titles. Also summaries. Bodyguard trope goodness. Please read.)
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22 Jul 2025
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incredible
like bring-me-to-tears incredible
not because it’s sad
it’s just SO DAM GOOD
10/10 #Favs
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Bucky is still adjusting to life with the Avengers, and Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make him feel comfortable. Increasingly, though, what seems to make him comfortable is strangely intimate.
Surprise, Steve! You're a gentle dom and Bucky wants to be your pretty pet!
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Go Get Your Man, Young Bakugou! by red_sneakers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Jul 2023
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All Might calls Katsuki into his office to give him the ‘I know you’re gay, and I support you and your relationship’ speech.
The problem? Not only are Katsuki and Izuku not dating (despite what most of class 3A thinks), Katsuki hasn’t even realized his own romantic feelings for Izuku (yet), and he has no fucking clue what All Might’s talking about.
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Precious Prodigy Peter Parker by concreteflour
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Apr 2022
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A 5 + 2 of our genius Peter Parker. This will be for the people around him who realize how smart the young man is.
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15 Jul 2025
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this was such a banger i fear
10/10 no complaints -
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Severus Snape's loyalty has always been to Harry, not to Dumbledore or the Order. When he finds out that Harry is a horcrux and Dumbledore intends to have him killed, Severus goes to the Dark Lord with the information in an effort to save Harry's life, and in doing so changes the fate of the world.
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11 Jul 2025
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this was really good 😔 despite how wildly immoral all the torture and murder was, not to mention dumbledore’s manipulation and ginny being 100% ready to rape harry. so troubling. but god it was so good. very well written, very fun somehow, and def worth a reread in the future
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A few years after they married, Harry discovers Ginny has been dosing him with Amortentia the whole time. He goes to Snape for help to reverse the effects.
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06 Jul 2025
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CUTE
CUTIES
ADORABLE
perfect balance of angst and fluff and smut -
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Halfway through sixth year, Harry grows wings and learns he is a mythical being known as a Sunguard, a human phoenix who cannot be killed unless his mate dies or rejects him and whose power comes from his blood. The problem? Voldemort also has his blood, and Severus Snape, who detests him and has a perilous position in the war, is his mate.
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- Part 1 of The Sunguard
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05 Jul 2025
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ugh yum yum yum EXCELLENT stuff
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There's nothing else I can do (But love you the best that I can) by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
22 Aug 2021
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“I’m Aaron Hotchner, call me Hotch.”
Thankfully, Southern manners outweighed his confusion. He had heard something in the news about Georgetown getting a child prodigy, but he thought the kid would have been at least fifteen or something, not eight.
“Spencer Reid.” The boy answered him nervously.
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AU where instead of Caltech, Spencer goes to Georgetown and meets Hotch ten years earlier.- Language:
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21 Jun 2025
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ugh incredible gorgeous adorable
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Remus has never been alone. They have always been there. So when Sirius comes into their lives, they all have to adapt to the changes that he brings along.
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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04 Jun 2025
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wild 7/10
gets more on crack as it goes
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Tony is a man with demons burdening his soul, Peter is a boy with ten words haunting his mind.
Tony is anonymous, Peter is a concrete wall.
OR: Tony promises to look into the case of the missing boy that is Peter Parker, and finds himself tangled in the webs of HYDRA and its secrets.
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13 May 2025
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YUM
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
sO good
i read this in basically five continuous hours