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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Nov 2025
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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15 Nov 2025
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He's my son by StarDustOnTheMoon
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Nov 2025
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15 Nov 2025
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A Compelling Reason by BobosBizarreAdventures
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Oct 2025
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Years after the events of Vento Aureo, having conquered everything he ever wanted, Don Giorno Giovanna sits alone at the helm of Passione, feeling nothing.
A fic about revisiting a past you thought long since buried, and rekindling a love that never stopped burning.
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23 Oct 2025
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Quarry by Iotacf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2025
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“You see demons sometimes court through violence, gifts and- ah, kidnaping has become a fashionable,” He laughs nervously. “Since Jushang has refused a harem, other demon nobles have sought out other means to make marriage alliances with-”
“What does that have to do with me?” Liǔ Qingge cuts in, Shang Qinghua nearly leaps out of his skin.
Shen Qingqiu chooses that minute to speak up, though he can’t tell if this is better or worse. “Binghe is still a disciple of Qing Jing Peak, so he has a martial family.” He insists with unusual force. “Liǔ Qingge is his Shisu.”
The demon grumbled something under his breath, Shen Qingqiu swats him over the head with his fan and the demon has the audacity to pout, Liǔ Qingge barely noticed however, his thoughts are loud but formless, it feels like blood is rushing in his ears.
Another stretch of heavy charged silence drags on as Liǔ Qingge realizes what Shen Qingqiu is speaking of with dawning horror.
Maybe he does want to die after all.
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In which Shen Qingqui learns to be less oblivious, Luo Binghe learns his heart is big enough for two and Liu Qingge tries not to get kidnapped.Series
- Part 1 of Quarry: Extended Cut
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05 Aug 2025
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only skin by moomin_ge
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Aug 2025
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A ninth-birthday gift from his uncle sees Xiao Mo transported to the countryside in the human world. Instead of danger, he meets Shang Qinghua, who unexpectedly becomes his jiejie and his best friend. He's sure they'll marry in the future, no matter what.
He doesn't anticipate that Shang Qinghua doesn't want to be a wife or a woman at all, but he's committed to fixing that small problem as soon as he learns of it.
Featuring the joys of farm living, extremely chaste spring dreams, and xianxia sex-change pills.
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04 Aug 2025