the_hexerer
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Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Sep 2022
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After no contact for almost a decade, Thorin decides (is forced by Balin) to write to the Company’s hobbit and announce his trip to the Blue Mountains, which leads him through the Shire.
Because of reasons, he doesn’t send the letter until the day of his departure from the Lonely Mountain and thus does not know if the Burglar wants to even see him again.
But he has asked for a sign whether he is welcome in Bilbo’s home (and heart): for the hobbit to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree atop his smial.
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Poor as a church mouse by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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Many years ago, a feeble lad and a future king meet in the streets of Ered Luin.
Or: When Thorin bought Nori for the night, he never thought that he would still have to explain his motives (and innocence) 45 years later, but, on second thought, he could have gone about that whole thing in a better way. But really, he actually had just wanted to sleep. No one made sound decisions after two days without rest!
(Turns out, this was one of the best choices he had ever made, though.)Series
- Part 3 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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To beard the lion in his den by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Apr 2021
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Dwalin had only wanted to find out more about the elusive dwarf, who saved him in the smugglers’ caverns, but abruptly finds himself thrown into the middle of a plot that endangers not only the king and his heirs, but also everything he had worked for since becoming Captain of the Guard. Soon, he has to question who to trust and no choice but to delve deep into the dark and gory underworld of Ered Luin.
Or: Let’s play a game called “How long can I keep Dwalin from finding out Nori’s name?” :D
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- Part 2 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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When the cat's away, the mice will play by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Apr 2021
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Dwalin is forced to learn that some deeds of the past will come back to haunt you, when he is caught by the very gang of smugglers he had been investigating. As things are looking rather dire for him, his life seems to lie in the hands of one wicked dwarf, whom he had last seen about forty years ago. But back then, their roles had been reversed, and the other dwarf had been the one at Dwalin’s mercy.
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- Part 1 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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Bearskin by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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This is a tale of the harsh life of one dwarven king and how he was forced to wander Middle Earth as an outcast until he met a young hobbit, who let him into his home and thus stole his heart, and maybe even what happened after that.
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The fable of the Lion and the Mouse by the_hexerer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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A fairytale of hobbits, bears, and dwarven kings by the_hexerer
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Jan 2021
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When Robin jumps in front of Batman to protect him from Darkseid’s Omega Beam, he expects death, to see the light and then nothing else. What he doesn’t expect is to wake up in his ten-year-old self. He especially doesn’t expect the power to time travel at will.
Cue shenanigans as he tries to shape the world into his liking, one saved life or relationship at a time. Gotham’s never had a more accurate fortune teller. They're lucky Tim chooses not to be a supervillain.
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Gotham’s fortune teller brings the Batfamily home (and saves many along the way)
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
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Can't Raise Hell as a Saint by historical_allusions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
26 May 2025
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When an adult Jason Todd is thrown into the past, he must balance raising his childhood self with reinventing his vigilante personae, all without revealing his knowledge of the future...
A task made infinitely more difficult when he starts changing things in the past and attracts the attention of a young Batman and Robin.
Impossible, with a supernatural killer on the loose.
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Paranoia by BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
22 Oct 2023
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Batman trusts the newest Justice League recruit almost instantly.
This is so out of character, it makes the rest of the team suspicious.
Who is this Nightwing, and what is he up to?
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A year after the L.A. Docks, the team managed to find a small rural town where they could actually stop running for a little while and re-group. However, it becomes clear that the town is under siege by a ruthless businessman and the more they look into him, the worse he gets. The Team definitely need to do something about this guy and so get to work on a plan.
Of course, Hannibal’s plan involves Face and Murdock pretending to be a couple which further complicates things because Murdock has been acting a little skittish recently and also because the pretending doesn’t feel very much like pretending.