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There is to be a series of trials, the winner of which will claim the hand of Queen Pearlescent Moon of Gilded Helianthia. Sausage has just won those trials. Pearl is, in a handful of ways, not what he expected.
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17 Sep 2025
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all this and heaven too by GoodTimesWithScar, lookingoodsugar
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Aug 2025
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“So you’ll need a man to replace him for the time being.”
“My thoughts exactly,” says the King. “I wouldn’t want to be unguarded now, not after today’s events. We don’t know if that assassin was alone.”
“In which case, I’ll call a—”
“Martyn will do it.”
(or, the long awaited treesekai homoerotic shaving fic)
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17 Sep 2025
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inbox of [email protected] by anoplodesmus_saussurii for Ringravity
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Aug 2025
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Customer FeedbackEtho,
I hope this email finds you well. Unlike ME.
Genuinely it is not ! My !! Fault !!! that the mail is always late. Blame the stupid heroes and villains for always fighting at places where it’ll disrupt the mail. Do you know how many times i’ve tried to walk past these fights and gotten burnt/hurt/covered in radioactive goo? Way too many. This is not my fault nor the fault of any workers in the hermitopia branch of pet and i refuse to say otherwise. What do you want me to DO.
Regards,
Pearl-
pearl crashes out so hard about the inefficiency of local post services caused by certain heroes and villains in the town of hermitopia that she becomes a vigilante herselfSeries
- Part 3 of andy's fic fight 2025
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12 Sep 2025
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The Voice continued:
-Do Not Fear.
-One Is Not Here To Frighten.
-But To Enlighten.
-Players Need Guidance Into The Future.
-Players Shall Be Guided.
-Players Shall Watch.Or, Lifers post-limited life watch the Life Series.
Work title from Curses by Crane wives
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03 Aug 2025
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According to Council records, the Fulgur Ovium Zedaph Pleighs and his two co-workers - the Ignis Petra Tango of the Tek Clan and the Inferni ImpulseSV - are officially called Sapience Outreach Specialists. They jokingly refer to themselves though as the First Contact Crew. It’s up to them to determine the sentience and sapience of alien races that either volunteer or are brought to them by the Council.
And recently the Council has brought them one hell of a challenge: determine the sentience and sapience of a recently discovered species called Terrans using an individual that they nickname Blue.Meanwhile Skizz just wants to be treated like a person by the aliens that abducted him and go back to Earth…
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- Part 1 of So Much For Stardust Verse
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05 Jul 2025