thejadedfrog
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Theodore Nott says he isn’t sentimental. The box under his bed disagrees.
30 days. 30 memories.
3 idiots in love.Enjoy my 30 days worth of drabbles as part of Jot it in June hosted by @parseltongue_patter
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Theo might be crazy, but he isn't an idiot, right?
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Think Bugonia but make it romantic and wildly different.
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08 May 2026
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It's Girls Night Out and Hermione is about to miss it. Again.
Good thing for her she has The Golden Cunts to gently encourage her to leave work at a reasonable time, eat dinner, and put on a sexy LBD. Little does she know her night is about to get incredibly more sexy when the girls bump into none other than Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.
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Amanda asked me if I wanted to write something for Annie to celebrate her birthday, so I decided to write her a smutty Theomione one-shot that got out of control.
So many hugs and kisses to my a/b/c crew who had to deal with all the head hopping I tend to do while writing and helped get me back on track: mollsbot, magusmonoceros, and seliniebeanie. Ya'll are amazing!
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25 Apr 2026
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**** NOW COMPLETE ****
Theodore Nott is pure sunshine on skates: the centre who smiles like he’s never been hurt a day in his life and somehow makes everyone believe it.
Draco Malfoy is winter in human form: the goalie who lets no one past the blue paint and exactly one person past his walls (Theo).
They’ve been a package deal since Syracuse: one condo, one dream, two hearts orbiting each other without ever quite landing.
Now the brand-new NHL expansion team the Miami Serpents have brought them both south, and hired Dr Hermione Granger: twenty-five, terrifyingly brilliant, and the only woman alive who’s spent three seasons memorising the way Theo celebrates and the way Draco blocks.
She was hired to keep them healthy.
Somehow she ends up being the one thing they were both missing.-OR-
A Dreomione Muggle Hockey Romance AU.
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13 Apr 2026
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BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I WILL MEET YOU AT THE GRAVEYARD by WhatMurdah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2026
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Rumor has it Draco Malfoy is an Unspeakable working in the Death Room, and his lover is the last of the Nott line, and they live together in a dark manor full of illegal artefacts, and Draco has a tail. All true. But now a mysterious necromancer claims to have raised an unnamed Death Eater just as Harry and Ginny Potter have decided to open their marriage, and everyone’s loyalties are about to be tested.
The Auror Department wants to take the case from Draco. Hell wants Draco to bring in the necromancer. Harry wants to make NottPott happen. And Draco wants to know if he can trust his slut boyfriend after stealing him from the last person he cheated on.
Also: Draco’s parents aren’t happy he and Theo are appearing in public. Draco just saw the last person he expected to see in Hell. And Theo’s Love Room colleagues seem to think Draco is . . . sweet? Everyone is going through it, and we’re all going back to Hell.
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- Part 2 of DRACO MALFOY HAS A SLUTTY LITTLE TAIL
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10 Mar 2026
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I don't really have a summary for this because that would mean that I've put enough thought into it to have a summary. So, here's what you get:
On the day of Theodore Nott's execution, Hermione Granger invokes an mideval gallows marriage law to save him. But the person she saves is not the same boy she fell in love with ten years ago.
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20 Feb 2026