thekaelishprince
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"What do you think? Seventy-million Kruge.”
“I think,” the dark-skinned girl replies, “that you focus on the money too much, Regulus.`’
“Well, you always say that, so that’s not really anything.”
“Well, what do you want me to say?”
“Will you do it?”
Pandora shoots him a look. “I’ll do it, of course I will. The only question is: who’s mad enough to join you?”
Regulus lets out a snort. “It’s seventy million Kruge. Forget how you split it, it’s more money than anybody in this place has ever seen. With that amount, any sane person would turn to insanity.”
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actually the six of crows/crooked kingdom fanfic
(aka i'm really trying to use this to get out of my writers block)
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- Part 2 of suit of wands
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Many may ask: Why was Cherry Spider slamming herself into a billboard? Why was Cherry Spider rushing? What was she rushing to?
Nobody ever asked: Hey, Marlene, why did you use your spider powers when you could’ve… gotten the tube to where you needed to go? For reference, nobody asked this because they didn’t know Marlene was Cherry Spider. This is purely hypothetical. In response to this hypothetical question, Marlene’s answer was it had been a genuine response to the fact she was late.
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in which marlene mckinnon is spiderwoman and the bassist of a famous band and the internet has tangled her in a situation with her, her alter-ego (cherry spider) and dorcas meadowse.
(aka my little dorlene spiderman/band au and idk how this happened but its here to stay)
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everybody's falling in love, am i falling behind? by thekaelishprince
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2023
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“Oh you poor soul,” he murmured, voice laced with condolences. “Stay strong Macdonald, you’re too pretty to fail. Merlin’s strongest soldier.”
“Christ above,” muttered Mary, proceeding to slam her forehead on the potion table with a loud thud.
But, as nice as Sirius's words are, it doesn’t do anything to Mary’s day, which if Sybil had been beside her in the morning, would’ve called a ‘No Good, Very Bad Day.’
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i wrote this and it took me out of my writers block.
(friends to lovers, but it got a bit sad because the plot choked me a bit)
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- Part 2 of the inherent homoeroticism of academia
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i could see you (up against a wall with me) by thekaelishprince
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2023
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“That wasn’t… bad,” Lily said as they stumbled out of the library.
Dorcas hummed.
“Keep this up and I might start to tolerate you, Meadowes.”
Dorcas snorted, rolling her eyes, “Wouldn’t that be a wonder, Evans?”
It would, of course it would.
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the working title of this was 'library lesbians' and i wrote this whilst being possessed by something otherworldly.
(academic rivals to lovers and this is so unserious but cute and gay)
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- Part 1 of the inherent homoeroticism of academia
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twixs and teacups (it's raining in summer) by thekaelishprince
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2023
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nothing says summer love like rain, trying not to cry on the teacups and visiting your parent's grave
(dorlene but they're irish. that's it really)
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six of crows but marauders ( i will beef up this desc i promise)
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the inherent homoeroticism of academia by thekaelishprince
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2023
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a collection of works all in the same universe <3
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Having sex with Theon at her brother's funeral wasn't the stupidest thing she had ever done, but it certainly wasn't the smartest. Honestly, the more surprising bit is what all followed.
"Theon understood what she felt, and he seemed to spark her awake when they were together like this. There was no world around them. There were no decisions to be made or grief to be dealt with. It was only their bodies moving together in harmony—giving and getting in equal measure. They were aching for mutual satisfaction."
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13 Sep 2025
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Not alone by Nenko
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
23 Nov 2024
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07 Sep 2025
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I will always hold you close, but I will learn to let you go by angel_deux
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Sep 2019
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Jaime is gravely wounded in the battle against the dead. When he thinks he's dying, he kisses Brienne.
After, he heals, kept asleep with milk of the poppy. Brienne worries about what will happen when he wakes up.
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- Part 4 of we should kind of forget about season 8
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02 Sep 2025
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Weekend at Casterly by green_light
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
22 Sep 2019
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Jaime said, “We should withdraw from Westeros entirely, Brienne. Let’s leave this place and go to Volantis. We’ve played along with society long enough, but good gods, it isn’t for us.”
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01 Sep 2025
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deflect and absorb by goddesspharo
Fandoms: Jurassic World (2015), Jurassic Park (Movies)
22 Jun 2015
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"You know me: act first, think later."
It's not like he expected them to hop off that island and go at it like unsupervised teens at summer camp, but at this rate, they're a board game and bingo night away from becoming his grandparents.
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21 Jul 2025