thelunarwitch
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i can't believe they all understand memes by thelunarwitch
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
06 Jan 2020
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husk: this is so sad alastor play despacito
alastor: no
husk: fucker
[aka, the hazbin crew is more meme and gen z than they let on apparently]
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this can only end in chaos and disaster by thelunarwitch
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
09 Nov 2019
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not that old: why does everyone call me old
not that old: just because i got held back a year doesn't mean i'm old
west virginia: you dyed your hair white
not that old: it looks good on me
gayvin 69: yeah and you said its technically a natural colour
group mother: it's only natural once you reach a certain age tho
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outer space really isn't what she thought it would be. no, what she expected was far from the real thing.
it was far more beautiful in person.
[oneshot]
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Five Times Hiccup Was Called into the Great Hall for a Punishment, and One Time He Wasn't by sarahenany
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
22 Apr 2018
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If you don't remember (for 'remember', read: 'squee uncontrollably at') this moment, don't bother with this fic:
In "We Are Family Pt. 1", Hiccup is called into the Great Hall, where Stoick gives him Bork's life's work. Before that, though, Stoick says "Hold out your hands," and Hiccup hides them behind his back. That's a conditioned response to protect his wrists/hands from being hit. Just how used to being hit on the hands is he that he hides them behind his back instinctively?!
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Bookmarked by thelunarwitch
23 Jun 2025
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familiar (but this time i've had some practice) by aloneintherain
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
22 Mar 2019
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Every decade, three teenagers are dragged from the future and placed in their younger bodies to give predictions that will set the tone for the next ten years on Berk.
But how are three dragon riders supposed to give prophecy to a village full of dragon-hating vikings?
(Time travel AU)
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Bookmarked by thelunarwitch
15 Jun 2025
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When a young Pure Vanilla is given pieces of Shadow Milk Cookie’s shattered Souljam, strange things start to occur. Suddenly, his magic is unstable and he gets the feeling that he’s being watched.
Years later, he becomes the bearer of the Souljam and learns that he’s being… protected. Either from bullies or monsters, Pure Vanilla has won the heart of a beast who is eager to be freed from his confinement.
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Bookmarked by thelunarwitch
17 Feb 2025
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Cloud Strife is living a normal life. He has his delivery job, he has his friends, he has a lot of bad habits he really should start trying to cut off... Finding this weird snake probably isn't helping. Probably.
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- Part 1 of Shedding all the Armor
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Bookmarked by thelunarwitch
21 Aug 2024
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More Than A Slight Inconvenience by Anonymous
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
27 May 2024
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Cloud has a cold. He is not in the mood to fight Sephiroth.
AKA: An unfortunately timed sickness might just end up saving the world.
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Bookmarked by thelunarwitch
15 Jul 2024