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    People aren't like little bonsai trees that hold no grudge for being shoved into tight little spaces and being forced to grow in a certain way.
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    Sawada Tsunayoshi suffers gracefully under the weight of the seal for twelve long years, but a graceful descent into becoming less (or more than) human still results in a monster, doesn't it.

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    After Siberia, it all comes back to Stark. It always comes back to Stark. Maybe the universe is trying to tell Bucky something.

    Tony isn't taking the universe's calls, but when he gets stranded in the past of WWII with the Winter Soldier, it's time to face his demons and the music. It's just... did the music have to be some kind of Whitney Houston ballad? Seriously.

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    Jason Todd is a fourteen year old Sentinel, struggling with senses, his place in the world and a legacy he's more than half convinced he'll never, ever live up to.

    Time Drake is an eleven year old Guide who can't connect with people, watches heroes from afar and yearns for more than a life of empty echoes and loneliness.

    One night, on a rooftop in Gotham, two unlikely souls meet.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Dick Grayson, the most shameless cuddle slut on the face of the earth, who’d hugged strangers, actual bears and even fucking criminals. The repulsed horror on his face told a story Jason had seen replayed plenty of times on the mean streets where he was raised.
    His mother’s story whenever Willis was out of prison. His own, when Catherine was gone and there were no other options for food or shelter.
    Fuck. That. Shit.
    The next instant Catalina was down, shrieking with a broken nose while an enraged fourteen year old Sentinel stood over her, fist raised. “You lay a fucking finger on my brother and I’ll do a lot fucking worse than break your nose, you bitch!”

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    Wonderful sentinel/guide verse

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    Jason Todd doesn't remember how he got here, but here is dangerous, and he sure as hell isn't leaving a tiny little six-year-old behind.

    OR: Red Hood & Red Robin get caught in an unfortunate de-aging spell while trying not to kill each other on a mission.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Dick calls the wrong number right as he’s about to die. It’s a hell of a misdial.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    “I’ll be there soon,” he murmurs, pushing the words past frozen lips. “I-I’m coming, Little Wing, I promise. It’s just taking some time, that’s all, but you won’t be alone anymore. I’m sorry I let you die alone.”
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    Oof, even knowing that it's not a bad end, I cry ;w;

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    Red Hood gets tossed into the Young Justice dimension -- just in time to save Robin from being murdered by the Joker.

    Then, of course, everyone has to deal with the aftermath.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    hecking love me some dimension travel. RedHood as YJ!Dick's Big Little brother (he's two years older than dick) with baby Jason thrown into the mix. It's so funny for RH to be running around going "???!?!?!?!" at everything ever, especially because one of the big differences between AUs is that this side gets therapy. For once Jason's agency is being respected and he's very uncomfortable about it. Baby Jason wants to fight his reality about it.

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    Suguru knows it’s been awhile since his last rendezvous with Satoru, but surely his best friend would have mentioned a life update as significant as dating a monkey. One who was, in fact, still in middle school! What the hell?

    Both Satoru and Yuuji go back in time to November 2016. For the sake of preserving the timeline, they try to act normally but it really doesn’t work out.

    Meanwhile, Suguru tries to stage an intervention for his best friend despite being one of jujutsu society’s most wanted.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Satoru isn’t using his cursed technique on him, but something about his cursed energy feels heavy and wrong, as if it could ignite at any wrong movement and send them all to their next lives.
    For someone currently under the full weight of such a gaze, Yuuji seems shockingly calm—concerned, even, but not for himself. Instead of flinching like a sane person, Itadori closes the distance. With his hands rising to cup Satoru’s face, he leans in until their foreheads touch.
    “Gojo-sensei, it’s okay,” Itadori murmurs to him, like a parent comforting a child. “I’m okay. No extra passengers.”

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    Absolute hilarious nonsense. I love it so much! Whole thing is Suguru POV but not in a weird way that hinders the reader from understanding what's going on, even if Suguru is ignorant.