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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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11 May 2024
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Cendrax has picked out the sturdiest human with the prettiest cunt to host his and his wives' children - whether the human wants to or not.
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19 Dec 2023
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It began after he walked in on Damen touching himself.
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09 Dec 2023
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For Severus, the worst thing about life was being perceived. Unfortunately, Lucius Malfoy was very much aware of him.
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04 Dec 2023
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A Darkness by Any Other Name by river_marrow for Abiadura
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2023
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Despite everything, Harry understood their fear.
It had happened so gradually that he couldn’t be sure when it began. At first, no one had even noticed anything…or at least if they noticed, they didn’t think it was that strange. Wixen aged more slowly than muggles, after all; so what if Harry still looked seventeen on his thirtieth birthday?
In which Harry is thrown through the Veil, reunited with his long lost godfather, and confronted with the leader of the muggleborn uprising - Dark Lord Voldemort.
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29 Nov 2023
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Demons & Deathwalkers: The Dark Lord is a Hufflepuff by river_marrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Aug 2023
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On October 31, 1981, Lord Voldemort attacked the Potter home in an effort to kill the Potter twins and fulfill the prophecy. Miraculously, Jack Potter defeated the Dark Lord, weathering the encounter with nothing to show for it but a pale scar. Lily and James also survived their grievous injuries but Jack's twin brother, Harry, was not so lucky; he was the only Potter to lose his life.
The death of their son was devastating enough...but hours later, his body was stolen from the morgue at St Mungo's. No one knows what happened or why his corpse was taken.
Ten years later, Albus Dumbledore descends upon the Potter manor with a Hogwarts acceptance letter in his hand. The address reads:
Mr H Potter
Cell 314
Vauxhall Research Complex
Lavenham, SuffolkThe boy they brought home is not the boy they expected. Harry Potter, lab rat extraordinaire, has demons and sorcerers in his past and an obsession with his parent's ward, Neville Longbottom. When he's sorted into Hufflepuff, the world breaths a sigh of relief...but little do they know that the worst Dark Lords always come from Hufflepuff.
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Sporatic updates!! Read the A/N's on the first chapter before proceeding :)
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25 Nov 2023
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Thanks to a spell cast over all of wizarding Britain, Draco is forced to marry Harry Potter, who still hates him. But Draco refuses to live a cold, sexless existence, choosing to fill the emptiness in his life and his bed with a parade of lovers. And while Harry may not be able to stand Draco, he despises seeing him with anyone else.
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27 Oct 2023
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Harry and Draco are shagging. Ron’s got a hunch, and the only way to find out is to volunteer his services alongside Harry’s in the Big Malfoy Manor Cleanup of 2010. What could possibly go wrong?
The one where Harry owns a gardening business, Draco is an aspiring National Trust property owner, and Ron is far too invested in the fit of Draco’s lovely clothes and the smell of Harry’s hair. But he doesn’t fancy them or anything like that.
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14 Aug 2023
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When Harry came back from the dead, he didn't come back alone. At first it’s easy to explain it away - the nightmares, the smoking, and the short temper can be blamed on the war. Before long, though, as his strange behavior escalates, Harry finds that he’s losing bits of time and pieces of himself to the dark, until he can hardly tell where it ends and he begins.
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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15 Jun 2023
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Potter doesn't steal because he needs anything, Draco quickly learns. He doesn't do it because it makes him feel anything. It isn't about power, and it isn't about control. Potter just does it because he can.
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06 May 2023
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Gacha 08: Don't Do This At Home by hellostarshine (MetaAllu), MetaAllu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
03 May 2023
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Keith gets a silicone egg toy stuck up his pussy. Shiro is the cute A&E nurse who help him get it out.
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- Part 8 of April Gacha 2023
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03 May 2023
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so silent and so bold by Caramelized
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Aug 2019
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Byleth is curious when a student makes a pass at Felix. He's clearly uninterested, yet he lets the girl take him to her room... Why?
Five years later, she finds out.
NOTE: Not a massively comprehensive or detailed fic here but key events on the Blue Lions route are spoiled.
This work has been translated into Chinese, with thanks to Shiriasu
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16 Nov 2022
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Gacha 05: The Incubus' Pet by hellostarshine (MetaAllu), MetaAllu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
07 Nov 2022
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Incubus Keith sucking off his favourite human.
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- Part 5 of October Gacha 2022
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08 Nov 2022
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Gacha 07: The Back Room by hellostarshine (MetaAllu), MetaAllu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Aug 2022
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Barista Shiro getting his hole railed in the backroom by his boss, Tex.
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- Part 7 of August Gacha 2022
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23 Aug 2022
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As good a place to fall as any by modal_contingency
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2018
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A soldier, a hunter, and a scholar. The world is unraveling, and Trevor learns to accept a good thing when it's given.
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17 Aug 2022
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cold wind by modal_contingency
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (Cartoon)
15 May 2020
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Trevor picks up Sypha, Alucard, and a new habit in the space of a few weeks, and he’s not sure which is the biggest problem.
One alpha. Two omega. It really should be simple.
It isn’t.
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16 Aug 2022
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Homura met Mami only a short while after she met Madoka. So why are their relationships so different?
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11 Aug 2022
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a poem for strong things (boy with crest) by mareza
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Sep 2019
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“So what I’m saying is,” Sylvain begins, even though everyone wishes he wouldn’t, “he can snap anything in half, right?”
Sylvain asks a question about the potential dangers of getting handsy with Dimitri. Several brave souls accept the challenge to find out.
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04 Aug 2022
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you say jump, i say- by Anonymous
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Jun 2020
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“Oh- Oh, I, uh-” Dimitri says, eyes dropping down to where Sylvain still has Felix in a vice grip, before immediately snapping up, face so red he must be burning, “Oh, god, I’m- I’m sorry, I didn’t think-”
He bends down, picking up the stapler that he had dropped in his surprise, and scurries off, saying nothing else before the door closes with only the metallic ding that echoes through the empty room.
“Uh,” Felix says eloquently, “Think we’re fired?”
Or, Sylvain has never been able to tell Felix no. It hasn't led him astray yet.
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02 Aug 2022