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pearl diver (the light of the world is fading) by theuselessbisexual
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
17 Aug 2025
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Armand’s breath is held as he dares to take the first stroke with the hairbrush, the bristles parting fine blonde strands. His hands pass as if he’s holding a paintbrush again.
Something in this servitude never fails to feel familiar to him: like his fingers have traced these movements countless times.
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Armand brushes Lestat's hair.
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if i just lay here, would you lie with me? by NDKiwi, theuselessbisexual
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jul 2024
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“Damn, Rackham, it’s - it’s alright.” The words are spoken through gritted teeth, and Jack quickly gets that the man would rather keelhaul himself than have to be even mildly comforting.
“Look, my TA’s also a tutor. You could try him - he’s a senior, so he knows his shit.” He’s turning back to his computer screen before Jack’s even finished wiping his tears away, and Jack bites back a smirk.
“That’s... Izzy Hands, right?”
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Izzy asks for Frenchie's help with La Vie En Rose.
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Izzy’s hand stops moving, falling limp into Jack’s lap as he stares down at the man, mouth hanging open. “You fucking pissed on Stede Bonnet??”
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Izzy gets horny for Jack pissing on Stede.
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i'm salty (might make your gums bleed) by theuselessbisexual
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Feb 2024
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Izzy’s twelve years old when she notices it. Not the first time she’s thought it, but the first time she notices the pattern.
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hands to myself by unearthedlove
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Nov 2025
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Shane is still adjusting to being out. He’s trying, he really is. But he’s still very protective of what they have.
(Or: 5 times Shane feels embarrassment when the Centaurs find out something about their sex life and the time he stops caring.)
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27 Dec 2025
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save the date by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Sep 2023
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“What’s your favorite color,” Gojo interrupts. Suguru blinks.
“I don’t think that’s relevant,” he responds mildly. “What’s your favorite color, though? We can probably incorporate it into the design—”
“Triangle,” Gojo interrupts again confidently, and before Suguru can ask what the fuck that means, he’s leaning in again, a palm cupped against his chin. “Do you like boys?”
What the fuck, Suguru thinks.
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or, Suguru is planning the wedding of one Satoru Gojo and Shoko Ieiri. he's not really sure why the former keeps flirting with him on the job.
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06 Dec 2025
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Let it be infinite while it lasts by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Dec 2025
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Alzheimer’s, the doctor tells them, her voice soft but leaving no room for hope of a wrong diagnosis. I’m sorry, Mr. Hollander, she adds, as if that changes anything.
Ilya had asked to be examined, too, of course. He had done so multiple times in his life, always feared that his father’s shadow would taint his own future. He’d checked for years, waiting for the curse to come find him.
But it led to nothing. Ilya is healthy, the sky is blue, and Shane fucking Hollander is the one losing himself.
It’s a cruel joke of the fates, Ilya thinks. But he’ll love Shane through anything.
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04 Dec 2025
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Good Boy, Bad Timing by GojoStoleMyMan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Oct 2025
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Satoru's smirk faltered when those fingers slid into his mouth without ceremony.
“Now,” Suguru said. “Tell me what you wanted.”
Satoru tried. The sounds came out blurred, ruined by the press of fingers holding his tongue down.
“What was that, sweetheart?” Suguru’s voice softened into mock patience. “Gotta speak up if you want something.”
Satoru whined, frustrated, and tried again. The harder he tried, the less clear the words became.
Suguru sighed, the sound sharp. “Tch. That’s not how we ask for things, is it? Not very polite or mature of you.”
He blinked up, lashes damp, the corner of his lip already glistening with spit. Suguru curled his fingers slightly, pressing more firmly. “Oh look, you’re quiet now,” he murmured. “That’s rare.”
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29 Oct 2025
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Robby tries to find a place to put the information, but it keeps slipping through his fingers. "He's so much older than you."
There's a beat. Then Whitaker says, level but soft, "He's older than you, too."
(...) Robby pinches the bridge of his nose. "He was your professor."
"Some people," Whitaker says dryly, "consider that a turn-on."Robby’s newest patient turns out to be someone from Whitaker’s past, setting off a jealous spiral that forces Robby to confront feelings he can’t hide anymore.
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28 Oct 2025