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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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10 Feb 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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He hadn’t pictured this: sitting in the passenger seat of a car that ran with no engine; Richard Gansey the Third sprawled obscenely in the back seat, Blue Sargent in the driver’s seat; all three shouting along to Tubthumping. This car needed no fuel, and its occupants needed no destination, but Henry had always sort of wanted to see the Grand Canyon.
Or: Three times someone got Henry Cheng's number, that first summer.
Spoilers for The Raven King.
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11 Feb 2019
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Towards the end of their Seventh Year, Snape wants to make amends with Lily, but ends up witnessing a private moment between her and James Potter instead.
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04 Feb 2019
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any universe with you can’t be the darkest timeline by AppleJuiz
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
09 Jul 2018
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And look, she’s not gonna criticize all the not-Avengers on how they decide to save the universe but next time they do it by smashing two timelines together they should probably make sure they’re the same one.
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19 Jan 2019