thirdwheelerjames
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Regulus (a.k.a. Cupid/Eros/Amor) messes up his job. (It's not his fault, blame the stage fog!)
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after all the hangers-on are done hanging on by thirdwheelerjames
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2022
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Prince Remus of Godric's Hollow is set to marry Benjamin Fenwick, duke of Hufflepuff, by the next months before his coronation. Long-exiled Sirius Black, the disinherited son of Lord and Lady Black of Slytherin, has returned to win his childhood friend back before it’s too late.
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Sirius meets Remus on a fateful Wednesday at a café. Naturally, he falls in love.
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If his new haircut makes him look too much like a modern Syd Barret, then Remus won’t mention it, because being around Sirius already feels like a tragedy, and voicing his thoughts may tempt fate to take action.
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cigarettes and ruined friendships by thirdwheelerjames
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2020
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Remus hates parties, likes cigarettes, and has a crush on his best friend.
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Horoscopes and how they caused the Plague of Frogs by Woldy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Rowling
26 Dec 2009
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This is the story of the most improbable job Remus ever had, the Chocolate Frog Plague of 1980 and, incidentally, how he first kissed Sirius.
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“Yeah, sure, steal my bird and then insult my clothing. Why not?” He waves a hand flippantly but Sirius stands up shocked.
“Wait, what?”
“Which part are you confused by?” the man seethes, eyes narrowed dangerously. “The part where I know you’re sleeping with my girl, or the part where you insulted my clothes two seconds ago.”
“The first - I’m very aware about the cardigan joke.”
“There’s no point in playing dumb, I fucking know.” The other sighs, all of the wind gone from his sails, shoulders slumping as he rakes a hand through disheveled curls, damp from the spitting mist outside. “Reversed the number on her phone found the billing address.”
“I didn’t steal your girl, mate. I mean, I’m fucking sorry because that’s horrible, but it wasn’t me.” A snarl pulls up the others lip, he glares with disdain, but Sirius holds his hands up before he can continue. “I’m gay, for fucks sake. Like, really, really, gay. You’ve got the wrong bloke.”
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Sirius Black has been pining for the nerdy Barista, Remus Lupin, for three months, but can't seem to get his attention. Remus, however, has noticed the over-excited law student, but isn't interested in being a conquest of the week. When Remus starts listening to the Marauding Hour--a University radio programme, he finds himself enraptured by one of the DJs, and starts to crush on him--hard. Little does he know that Padfoot has known him all along, and is looking for something much more than a one-off.
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A story in which college sweetheart Remus Lupin couldn’t shake off his not-really-boyfriend, rich frat boy Sirius Black, even if he wanted to.
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- Part 2 of Just Desserts
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Adulthood is supposed to be Simon Snow’s happily ever after. Instead, he’s adjusting to mundanity as well as a former Chosen One could - awfully. (Honestly what the fuck is he doing with his life?) At twenty-three he thinks he’s done with the adventures. The problem is that trouble tends to look for Simon.
This time he’s taken back to Watford School of Magicks. To open the Third Gate, slay the Sixth White Hare, and maybe find the fairies in the process. Meanwhile, the NowNext are setting up shop in London, his ex-girlfriend is unofficially a vampire slayer, his best friend’s in love with a Normal, said Normal is still cursed and running out of time, the dead spots are closing (maybe Simon isn’t as Normal as he thought), and on top of all of it - Baz is back in the country after being abroad for several years, looking good enough to eat.
And Simon is still hopelessly in love with him.