thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
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time will change you by thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Apr 2026
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It all started because of a quest, as things for demigods often do. Nico had been asked to retrieve the compass of Urania, the muse of astronomy and goddesses of both astronomy and stars. She had asked Nico to do it himself, so he hadn’t exactly been able to decline the quest.
Then while retrieving said compass he runs into a man that seems to recognize him.
And. It. Keeps. Happening.
Clearly there's an explanation needed.
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Memento Mori by thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Mar 2026
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Statement of Jasmine, Jazz, Fenton regarding her brother Danny. Date: April 18th, 2017. Melanie King recording.
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Memento Mori:
An object kept as a reminder of the inevitability of death, such as a skull -
Control by thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
Fandoms: Clocktaur War Series - T. Kingfisher, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jan 2026
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Statement of former Knight Champion Lord Caliban, regarding his supposed possession. Transcript and reading given by Johnathan Simms, head Archivist at The Magnus Institute.
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The desire simply not to exist by thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
12 Nov 2025
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It wasn't that Tim wanted to die, even if it sort of looked like he did, given the circumstances. But he was totally fine! Either way his main problem was figuring out why he was currently some sort of ghost, not having some sort of major intervention talking about whether he truly wanted to live!
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missing stitch and flowers on a headstone by thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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hear my petition please by Just_Trying_To_Get_Around_You
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
13 May 2025
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ARCHIVIST
Statement of Jonathan Sims-
D’VILLE (struggling)
NO! He’s- DEAD!
ARCHIVIST (speaking over him)
-regarding his death. Statement taken directly from subject. Statement begins.
[NOTABLY, D’VILLE’S TONE CHANGES AS HE BEGINS TO SPEAK. IT IS QUIETER AND LESS ROUGH.]
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- Part 2 of The Slaughter!Jon Chronicles
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Tim was right.
Maybe he hadn’t really made it out of the museum whole.
Maybe there was no more Jonathan Sims left to save.
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Even though he survives the Unknowing, Tim can’t find it in himself to forgive his boss.
Lucky for him, Jon doesn’t forgive himself either.
When Jon makes amends in the only way he thinks will matter, Tim is left grappling with the shadow that remains.
Written for the Rusty Quill Big Bang 2022.
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12 Apr 2026
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He fell into a deep bow, smiling the whole while. “I’m the ringmaster, of course.”
“Is that skin— Is it yours?” Old wood groaned as the Archivist shifted his weight. “Originally.”
“It is!” the ringmaster said as he swooped back upright. “Nikola decided I wore it well, so she let me keep it. Why do you ask?”
The Archivist gave him another once-over. “You just… you look familiar. Like someone I know.”
On relearning, reconnecting, and redefining.
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- Part 1 of Come What May
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14 Apr 2026
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Gerard Keay is 10 years old the very first time he tries to run away from home, right around the time that Jonathan Sims has just come into possession of his first Leitner.
Or: One dropped stone can change the way the whole ocean moves.
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14 Apr 2026
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> HE’S ON THE NO FLY LIST
> this college really just hires anyone
> why did he imply fratricide in his email about cancelling class
> He really said “you know how it goes” about being on the no fly listA transcript of the class group chat from the fall semester of Dr. Stanford Pines' Physics I lecture.
Bookmarked by thisiscertainlyahumanbeing
11 Apr 2026