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    It was at the beginning of summer 1732 however, that Captain Pines overheard the Tent of Telepathy's deck cadet rant about lost treasure in Mindscape Bay. The boy talked and talked and honestly, Pines had long since tuned him out – lost treasure, yeah right! But when he heard the word 'siren' being spoken, he immediately perked up. When pressed, the boy, a snot-nosed little brat in Stan's humble opinion, started to wax a grand tale about beautiful mermaids, gold beyond imagination and close calls with death. The Captain promptly told him to shut up. He walked out of the inn that night with a new expedition in mind and a smile on his face.

     

     

     

     

    AKA the merman!AU nobody asked for, wherein Bill is a siren, everybody else is a pirate and Dipper is somehow (maybe) magical.

    [[INCOMPLETE AND ABANDONED. SUMMARY OF PLANNED ENDING + SEQUEL IN SECOND-TO-LAST CHAPTER FOR CLOSURE]]

    [[EDIT: ADDED A CHAPTER ANSWERING A FEW COMMENTS/QUESTIONS]]

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    05 Jan 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    A new villain has a device with the power to trap people into another's mind as their memories play out like a movie. He's after Robin's memories, trying to discover his secret identity. But a certain green changeling puts himself in the path of danger to protect his friend, much to the villain's dismay. Beast Boy's untold past is revealed, and his friends gain a very new perspective on the smallest Titan.

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    18 Sep 2016

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    The Pines family is a long line of vampire hunters. Mabel and Dipper Pines, as new additions to the Pines family, find themselves being sent to Gravity Falls in the summer to learn the trade from their experienced Great Uncles. However, they soon discover that Gravity Falls is far more dangerous than they originally thought.

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    02 May 2016

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  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Your name is Dipper Pines, and you don't want a new roommate, but then you didn't want to be orphaned when you were seven, and you didn't want to move to your great uncle's care home in the middle of nowhere, and you didn't want to eat burnt food every night, so you suppose it doesn't really matter what you want.

    Gravity falls foster care AU, second person, multiple chapters and vampires :)

     

     

    Enjoy! :D

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    01 May 2016

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  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Some call Sirens the mermaids from hell, a phrase Dipper heard more and more as he watched the life drain out of countless sailors' eyes. As he aged, it only become mentally harder, and physically easier to seduce prey. It seemed he was the only one who had a hard time consuming something that partially made up his species.

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    06 Apr 2016

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