7 Works by thoughtsofahouseplant
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But I'm Not Going Anywhere (Least Not Anywhere You're Not) by thoughtsofahouseplant
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
20 Aug 2026
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Anya looks at him like he’s the stupidest person she’s met in the last century. “What are you doing with Buffy?”
Spike takes another drag from the cigarette as he considers. He and Buffy have been living together for two weeks now, long enough that it all almost feels routine. They patrol together and split the cost of meals at 24 hour diners. They shag, obviously. They tell each other I love you, and it still feels miraculous every single time. They remind each other to do things like eat and sleep and charge their phones and pick towels up off the floor. A couple days ago they went to the laundromat and just chatted about their opinions on various reality television shows until the clothes were done. But they haven’t discussed what to call any of that; it just is. He finally lands on: “I’m doing a lot of things with Buffy.”
Anya does not look satisfied with this answer.
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Buffy and Spike have had their big post-Chosen reunion, and now it's the morning (er, afternoon) after. And now they get to really live together. Set in the fall of 2003.
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Just Between Us (Did the Love Affair Maim You Too?) by thoughtsofahouseplant
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
08 Oct 2024
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Half the slayers Ava knew said Buffy was really nice, if a bit detached. The other half were terrified of her. At fifteen, Ava already had a major crush on Angel, so had done her best to simply avoid Perfect Tiny Buffy Summers while she was in town. She only committed harder to the avoiding once Ava and Angel became . . . whatever they are.
'Whatever we were,' Ava corrects herself. 'Past tense.'
And now here she is, the summer after sophomore year, sitting down across from Buffy Summers at the greasy little restaurant by the mall.
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Angel dated another sixteen year old slayer, and it went almost as badly as it did the first time. A relationship(s) post-mortem, with burgers.
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The profile picture showed a slim but muscled person with bright blue eyes, prominent cheekbones, bleached hair, and a face that Buffy could only describe as pretty . . . Not attractive in an especially feminine or masculine way, just . . . pretty. A type of pretty that Buffy’d spent years wanting from afar. A type of pretty that reminded her why she’d bothered to tell people about the whole bisexuality thing in the first place.
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Or: I take the queer-coding to its logical conclusion and write a meeting-on-Lex AU (yes, THAT Lex, the infamously chaotic and horny gay app). Idk it felt like someone had to do it
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(I Might Like You Less) Now that You Know Me so Well by thoughtsofahouseplant
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
13 May 2023
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“I know how leftovers work, Spike.”
“Then why’re you questioning me?!”
Buffy’s not able to suppress her laughter anymore. “There’s just . . . so much of it.”
Spike gives his—admittedly massive—pot of beef marinara another stir. “Well, yeah. ‘S the principle of the thing. Make a lot of food now so we don’t have to worry about it later.”
“Whoever told you that clearly underestimated your definition of a lot.”
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Life between apocalypses, set throughout the first six months of 2012. Loosely inspired by "Leonard Cohen" by Boygenius.
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I'll Get Older (But Your Lovers Stay My Age) by thoughtsofahouseplant
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
12 Apr 2023
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“You thought about talking to Angel, pet?”
That genuinely shocks her. “About Ava? What, just go up to him all, ‘Hey, Angel, heard a rumor that you’re romantically involved with another sixteen year old slayer? I was cool with it when it was me, but it’s icky now and you gotta stop?’”
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Buffy and Spike drive home from LA, buy lots of snacks, and discuss the fact that Angel seems to be repeating old habits. Set in present day.
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I Would Kill Him (If You Let Me) by thoughtsofahouseplant
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
07 Mar 2023
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Spike takes a drink and focuses hard on the slight burn of whiskey on his tongue. Buffy runs her thumb over the fresh holes in Spike's jeans. Tonight he’ll peel himself out of them and wrap his body around hers and hopefully by then her hand will have stopped shaking. Neither of them speak.
“So.” Hank looks back and forth between Spike and Buffy like he's performing an inspection they're probably not going to pass. “Are you still getting the checks I send on your birthday?”-
Buffy and Spike meet Hank Summers for drinks in downtown San Francisco. Inspired by "Thumbs" by Lucy Dacus.
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Who Shat on the Floor at My Sister's Wedding? by thoughtsofahouseplant
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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Dawn has a podcast and some extra time over winter break. She's intent on solving a mystery that's plagued her for months: WHO left human feces on the floor of Buffy and Spike's wedding last January?
Based on the premise of the hilarious podcast "Who shat on the floor at my wedding?"