10 Works by tigbit
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She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.
Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.
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In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.
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Shade on a Sunny Street by tigbit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
16 Dec 2019
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Ben was shitty at house-hunting and he knew it.
His realtor knew it too, and her patience for his shrugs and general lack of preference was wearing thin. No matter how hard he tried, Ben could not bring himself to care about wainscoting. Or the state of fascia. Or the word fascia, as it ultimately reminded him of something that should be done in a spa.
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In which Ben buys a house with a familiar ghost in the attic.
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“Personally, I think even using the word ‘doom’ qualifies as dramatic.”
“You don’t understand,” she protested. “This dinner has become a thing. Like a relationship-defining thing. If it were alive, it’d be breathing. It’d have legs and a central nervous system and probably a sense of free will. We talked about this dinner before we even left the lab.”
“So you’ve mentioned.”
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Rey and Ben go on their infamous date.
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- Part 2 of Unexpected Universe
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“You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”
“Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”
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In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected Universe
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“Hey, so, speaking of food, what are your thoughts on me bringing you lunch? In the future, of course,” she adds, just a beat too late. “What would the—where would I go? Hypothetically?”
“Why is your voice echoing?”
Damn the First Order and their penchant for aesthetically pleasing tall ceilings. And damn their love of chrome. “It’s not echoing.”
“Rey, are you in a bathroom?”
Someone flushes. “No.”
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A fic in which Rey attempts to bring Ben lunch, and things just get a little Out of Hand.
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Somewhere in the Dark by tigbit for BazineApologist
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Dec 2018
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The world is not as it once was, and bands of survivors struggle to live in the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse. Rey has found a life with Leia’s band of scavengers. Despite the gloomy landscape, it’s a far less tragic and far more boring life than The Walking Dead led her to believe. She’d choose a waning stockpile of toilet paper over Ben Solo any day.
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An Alice in Wonderland AU in which Jensen is a ninja when it comes to baked goods. All is well until Jared magically appears in his kitchen in Wonderland.
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Bolg knows the smell of blood.
(A possible turn of events for Legolas after the end of tDoS)
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Jared moves into a haunted house. He takes it in stride.
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In which Jared manages real estate in Heaven and Jensen works as Hell’s attorney in Death Trials. Extreme ambiguity and a distinct lack of beer push Jared to accept a different kind of job in a hotter, more southern locale. The boys meet. Hi-jinks and grocery-stealing in Hell ensue. Featuring saints on book tours, love on trial, after-life bureaucracy, and sin. Surprisingly not as cracktastic as it sounds.