10 Works by tired_author
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Jason Todd just wanted to get groceries. The universe has other plans.
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jason todd had always wanted to die under the stars.
he'll settle for the storm.
word of the dayー succumb (v); yield, give in
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- Part 5 of merriam-webster dictionary
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Happy JOKER DEATH Day! !!!!!!! by tired_author
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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the joker died. dick and jason make it bruce's problem.
word of the dayー jovial (adj); cheerful & jolly
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- Part 4 of merriam-webster dictionary
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The initial decree to banish all canines had garnered much backlash, though it died down once it became apparent the true extent of the Dog Flu. Slowly but steadily, Mayor Kobayashi was wrapping the citizens around his finger.
word of the dayー behest (n); authoritative order or urgent prompting
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- Part 3 of merriam-webster dictionary
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- 324
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Mira's day was not, in fact, going good.
Having all of her bedding mysteriously disappear did not help her mood.
word of the day一 mollify (v); soothe one's temper, soften
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- Part 2 of merriam-webster dictionary
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rage (against the dying of light) by tired_author
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
05 Sep 2025
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Jason was never like Bruce. Not in the ways that matter.
word of the dayー histrionic (adj.); over-emotional or dramatic, disapprovingly
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- Part 1 of merriam-webster dictionary
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spamtenna i was blackmailed into writing by tired_author
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
04 Sep 2025
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oh no... the stellaron hunters got out... by Astro_elix1r, tired_author
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Feb 2025
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She smiles, though he can’t see it. “It’s been an entire day. I haven’t done anything to you. The other two, certainly, but not you.”
He refuses to deign her words with a response.
“How long do you plan on keeping this up?”
Blade gives her no answer.
“You’re being quite childish today,” Kafka sighs, turning on her heel to strut away from the childish, childish man.
Her footsteps fade in the direction of the kitchen, followed by a loud crash.
“WHY THE FUCK IS THE ENTIRE KITCHEN SO GREASY!?”
What was supposed to be a nice Christmas ended up devolving into a long-lasting prank war between the members of the Stellaron Hunters. They make it everybody else's problem.
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stellaron hunters prank war. that's it.Series
- Part 1 of the prank war saga
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the reason why the internet exploded asking about robin's mysterious new girlfriend by tired_author for Astro_elix1r
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Feb 2025
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Firefly smiles back. “In my defense, Sparkle asked for a picture of you.”
“So you take one of us?” the singer asks with a smile, head tilting to the side.
“Why not?”
Robin laughs.
Firefly wouldn't mind hearing that sound for the rest of her life.
Firefly was just trying to have a normal day! Relax during her break from the ongoing prank war, go to Robin's concert, maybe hang out with Stelle if there's nothing else to do.
Until, that is, Robin decided to set her sights on the Stellaron Hunter.
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what firefly was doing during chapter 11 of the main ficSeries
- Part 3 of the prank war saga
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the aftermath of an attack carried out by 372 bees in a jar by tired_author for Astro_elix1r
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Feb 2025
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A very tired-looking, disheveled Himeko stumbles into the Parlor, looking around with a scowl. A steaming cup of coffee is in her hands. She is the worst possible person to have woken up (if she even went to sleep at all) aside from Pompom.
“Go to sleep. Whoever you are. I’m not stupid.”
She walks off.
Stelle lets out a relieved sigh, about to crawl out from behind the plant when the door swings open again, somehow entirely quiet as it opens.
“I’m not joking!”
When two (or all) of the Nameless decide to set up simple pranks and traps around the Express, Himeko's day is ruined. Or, at least, until she gets to spend time with her least favorite person.
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kafhime fluff. this takes place between chapters eight and nine of the main fic (in the series), but can be read as a standaloneSeries
- Part 2 of the prank war saga