toastyarchaicbread
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- House M.D. (1)
- South Park (1)
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no, there is no other one; i can't have any other one by EPICGUYSOCOOL5, toastyarchaicbread
Fandoms: South Park
10 Sep 2025
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Kyle is a normal high schooler. Except that he still plays superheroes with his friends. At least he's helping people, right? But when more and more chaos begins to occur, the Human Kite has to work together with The Raccoon to help the people of South Park.
And in school, somehow Kyle gets partnered with Cartman for a project, which is like the worst thing to happen to Kyle. But… maybe it won't be so bad?
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House notices something off with Wilson and realizes.... something of his doing his growing in Wilson.
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House and Wilson are high school classmates. They find a way to communicate over tiny notes in class. At first House primarily uses it as a way to annoy Wilson, but their relationship slowly develops to something more over time.
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06 Dec 2025
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pretty please by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
10 Jul 2022
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And fuck. If Vi doesn’t have the best, and the worst, view in the entire arena. She doesn’t know where to look as Caitlyn slithers down the pole, hips swaying with the metal trapped between her thighs.
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02 Dec 2025
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House is a demon stationed on Earth after a dramatic fall from Heaven.
James is the angel assigned to keep him from making a total mess of humanity.
They’ve known each other for centuries. They insist they don’t like each other but they absolutely do.
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28 Nov 2025
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After a medical conference, Dr Gregory House picks up the wrong number from a girl.
On his way home from a medical conference, Dr James Wilson gets a suspected spam message from an unknown number.
Because House is an addict and the Vicodin isn't hitting as hard as it used to, he finds just the right distraction in this minor slip up of fate by terrorising the man on the other end of the phone with his random thoughts. However, as they message more, House realises that he might just have a new friend... a friend as some may call it...
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28 Nov 2025
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The Apple Orchard Bakery by Saiki_owl
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013)
20 Nov 2025
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Summary - Rarity Belle owns her very own high-end boutique and after a stressful day gets lured in by the wonderful smell of warm autumn apples only to be greeted by the most handsomely attractive man she'd ever seen. After a more than pleasant encounter she becomes a regular but little did she know that her crush has a little secret of his own…
OHMYGOSHHHHH IVE MISSED YALL SMMMMMM!! Its so good to be back to writing mehhehe so atm I am taking a small break from The Lunar eclipse of the red moon and winter sea but will continue it soon!! I had an idea inspired by Sumiko Arai to write my own take on TGSWIIWAGAA to celebrate the kiss we got and the news of A WHOLE ASS ANIMEEEE *explodes from lesbian happiness* but of course with my hyperfixated lesbians Rarity and Applejack from My little pony equestria girls!!
I LOVEEEEEE the manga series so much so hopefully you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it :3
This'll be a three part story with special mini chapter so stay tuned for the shenanigans. :3
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24 Nov 2025