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"That’s what failed expectations look like, he thinks idly as the incredulity in his sisters gaze turns into disappointment.
Well, Ryouta was done with those.
Ryouta was also done with basketball."Or the one where where Kise Ryouta finds himself in Touou, without really wanting to be there.
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‘Well,’ Daiki thought studying the gun pointed at his head with bemusement. ‘Guess, that would be it, huh?’
Or the Crime AU that sneaked up on me.
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If Ryouta had to put Aomine into words the first ones that came to mind would be wild and unpredictable.
An obligatory introsprctive "how Kise fell in love with Aomine" ficlet.
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A companion piece to the Family.
Because kitchen should only be used for its intended purpose.
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- Part 2 of Family
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Bleach short stories that are shorter than 1k words. Since there were two already, I decided to post them together.
1. GrimmIchi (if you squint). "He wonders why it had never bothered him before. And then wonders again why it does now when it's already too late."
2. Gin/Rangiku."He comes like a thief on a starless night, stealing your will and breath away"
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For years, Hyunjin has been pretending to be a completely normal member of Stray Kids to guard his secret supernatural status. It’s bad enough that he’s living together with other supernaturals, especially when his obvious touch aversion towards said teammates is misconstrued as hate when it’s the furthest thing from the truth.
Add in the need for constant vigilance to avoid being caught by the supernatural entity that is the Tower, and a nonexistent love life that pales in comparison to the multiple blooming romances in the rest of the group, and you’ve got the perfect step by step guide to making Hyunjin go crazy.
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19 Nov 2025
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Old Foreshadows by protos_metazu_ison
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2020
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The young man leaned forward, elbow on a propped up knee. “You are all respectable cultivators,” he said in a lilting tone even as the veritable army below pointed their swords at him. “Was this really the best way you could think of to get my attention?”
With the threat of the Wen sect looming, the other major sects decide to summon the aid of a man they’d killed centuries ago: the Yiling Patriarch, Wei Wuxian.
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11 Feb 2022
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decay by antebunny
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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The Lans agree to take in the Dafan Wen after Wei Wuxian rescues them from Qiongli Path. Their only condition: that Wei Wuxian lets himself be purified of resentful energy. Lan Wangji thinks this is how he will finally get his Wei Ying back, free from demonic influences. Wei Wuxian thinks this is a fancy way of saying "execution."
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- Part 15 of MDZS October 2020
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04 Dec 2021
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“What have you done?” the question falls somewhere between a hiss and a whisper.
Dazai’s lips lift and part around a sound of amusement at the question, “What does it look like? I’ve come back to take what’s mine,” he answers with the self-congratulatory arrogance that only Dazai could possess.
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10 Aug 2020
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Straight on till Morning by Sineala
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
29 Nov 2016
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Tony Stark resigned his commission in Starfleet five years ago, after a disastrous away mission, and he swore he'd never go back. He just wants to be left alone to build warp engines in peace. But the universe has more in store for him than that, as he discovers when Admiral Fury comes to him with an offer he could never have expected and cannot possibly refuse: first officer and chief engineer aboard the all-new USS Avenger, a starship of Tony's own design. What's more, the Avenger's captain is Steve Rogers, hero of the Earth-Romulan War. Believed dead for over a century, Steve is miraculously alive... and very, very attractive.
But nothing is ever easy for Tony. As he wrestles with his secret desire for his new captain and his not-so-dormant fears, another mission starts to go wrong, and Tony becomes aware that Steve has secrets of his own -- and the truth could change everything.
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20 Apr 2020