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  1. Rec *

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    Peter's just trying to patrol, but Wade has other ideas.

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    11 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    jillian never misses bruh

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    Deadpool’s been hired to put Spider-Man six feet under—Spidey’s a good guy, but a job’s a job and Deadpool does not disappoint clients.

    He’ll even throw in Peter Parker as a freebie for being an absolute pain in Wade’s side (but only after the kid turns eighteen, of course).

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    09 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO GOOD

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Five times Deadpool accidentally spilled his zany capers to his salaried sexfriend, and the one time he did it on purpose.

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    05 Oct 2026

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    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

    ~*~*~

    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

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    29 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the wade whump is srs in this one but the payoff is so fawking GOOD

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    Six months after the events of Brand New Day, Peter has an OnlyFans under the moniker OverStimStan, and he posts exactly what his username suggests. Wade is a gleeful subscriber who, naturally, has gone out of his way to befriend the person behind the account.

    You know precisely what this story is.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    It’s obvious to everyone but Deadpool that Spider-Man is in love with him.

    (Basically: 5 times Someone Else realized Spider-Man was down bad for Deadpool, and one time Wade learned it for himself.)

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    15 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    10 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so good so good so good so good so good so good SO GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD

  8. Rec *

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    08 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wadeueueueuue (sobbing noises)

  9. Rec *

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    02 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sighs dreamily

  10. Rec *

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    Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.

    Peter's determined not to cum.

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    30 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [cat shaking head with tongue out gif]

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    “Who flirts with someone when they’re in a committed relationship?”

    Wade gapes. Spidey’s in a relationship?

    “I’m sorry,” Wade blurts. “I didn’t realize—”

    “Whatever,” Spidey interrupts. He takes a step back, standing right on the edge of the roof. “You should’ve told me. It’s not fair to make someone think—” he cuts himself off. Shakes his head. “Whatever,” he repeats.

    Or: Spidey overhears one side of a phone call between Wade and his daughter, Ellie. Wade's starting to realize that he probably should've mentioned he had a kid sometime in the last five years.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    29 Aug 2026

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    “Mr. Stark?” Peter frowned. “Everything okay?”

    “It will be,” Tony said firmly. “I don’t want to freak you out.”

    “I think that’s too late,” Peter admitted, and he saw Tony’s lips twitch before they fell again. “Mr. Stark? What’s going on?”

    “You have a knife in your back,” Tony said bluntly.

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    Peter gets mugged on the way to his internship and forgets what happened to the knife.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Peter and Wade get stuck in an unbelievably small closet. Then something else gets stuck elsewhere, also unbelievably.

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    26 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    author jilliancares you mad genius, you

  15. Rec *

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    Peter gets a flirtatious text from an unknown number on a lonely, drunken night out.
    It all turns out rather well.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    “I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.

    “What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.

    “What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”

    Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.

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    25 Aug 2026

  17. Rec *

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    Finding out where Spider-Man lived was an accident. Spying on him was maybe, possibly less of an accident. But hey, it's not Wade's fault the dude never closes his blinds!

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Peter Parker sells his photographs of Spider-Man to the Bugle to afford his rent. Wade Wilson finds out and wants Peter to supply him with more... intimate photographs of their mutual friend. Peter can't afford to turn him down, but he never expected to find it quite as intoxicating as he does.

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    25 Aug 2026

  19. Rec *

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    Wade decides to help out Spidey's friend Peter Parker by buying sexy photos of his beloved Spidey from him.
    There's no possible way this plan could go wrong.
    None.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

    *

    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    24 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    blessed rain after the drought (ao3 abstinence during finals)

    many ijbol and kilig moments

    waiting for ch10 !!!

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