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    Any and all random ficlets written by me that involve the deliciously twisted romance between Jerome & Jeremiah Valeska!

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    A very disorganized IZ timeline in which various Original Irken Characters - Zrit, Momo, Kat, Mim... - interact with Dib, Zim and between themselves. Follow me as I attempt to milk the shit outta this sudden spark of inspiration!

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    These are a compilation of my countless Namjin AUs that don't actually have a big story or a defined end... yet.

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    This is the story of how Kim Seokjin met his - kinda - immortal husband... mate... lover? How he met Namjoon. Who happened to be a mythical creature and the father of his... endless children.

    God, it's a long ass story okay?

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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    [How does someone even phrase it? ‘Oh, sorry Mike, I think you might kill Josh, so maybe you shouldn’t be alone with him.’ What a fucked up perspective he’s got on this whole thing.
    It whirs in his mind, the uncertainty, as he searches for the words.
    “Maybe I should stay with him instead?” He finally says.]

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    Chris' stays with Josh in the shed instead of Mike.

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    26 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    John has turned in Catwoman, instead of Bruce... Despite this, Harley believed John to be truthful, and he gets a gift he will never forget.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    “See, that's the thing.” Tim snorted sardonically. “If you’re not careful, he won’t be your Pack Omega for much longer.”

    Bruce felt his blood run cold at the implication. The air was thick with his soured scent, Tim’s possessively smug scent and—

    Damian’s sweet, honeyed-milk scent wafting off of the younger alpha. The kind of smell that only an impregnated omega could have.

    He had scent-marked Tim. And no doubt the gesture was returned tenfold.

    As if to emphasize his point, Tim titled his head to the side and tapped his neck with an index finger twice. Bruce's eyes zeroed in on the glorious bite mark there. It was common for an omega to bear a bonding bite, but it was even more uncommon to see an alpha with it. Usually, this meant a proof of ultimate devotion from the dominant party. A mating bond was that much stronger when the alpha allowed the omega to bite them back.

    No.

    “Better start puppy-proofing the manor, old man,” Tim whispered dangerously before climbing the stairs.

    Fuck.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Odysseus offers to raise the infant son of Prince Hector as his own, desperately hoping to spare an innocent life. Despite fate, Zeus accepts his bargain. For a price.

    You can probably guess what that price is, considering this is Zeus we're talking about.

    Except, the price goes deeper than Odysseus thought. After all, he never clarified exactly what he meant by raising the child as his own, and the gods do love their word games.

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    23 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's been two years since Dwight last spoke to his parents after he was abruptly cut off following his coming out. Now he's unexpectedly received an invitation home for Christmas, not just for himself, but for his significant other, too. The problem? They've recently broken up. Unwilling to admit to the failure of his relationship, and with the encouragement of his best friend Meg, Dwight takes a somewhat extreme approach, placing an ad in the newspaper for a fake boyfriend for the holidays.

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    12 Jun 2025