12 Bookmarks by turtlewexler (turtle_wexler)
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Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course.
The Goblin King is coming for Christmas.
Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues.
A very goblin Christmas romp in 13 parts.
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
23 Sep 2024
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Henrietta Jubilation Featherbottom knew something about legacies. She was a part of the most award winning lineage to ever grace chickendom. She’d raised a whole brood of blue ribbon birds, and she had Hayden to thank for that. Any affront to his honor was an attack on her own good name.
Hayden didn’t seem to mind the other farmer, though. He even let the interloper join game night. He broke the news to her over a bowl of popcorn, as if it was only natural to include this fraud. “Used to be an adventurer before settling down here. Imagine the stories!”
An adventurer indeed. Sounded like a rootless, chickenless existence - more of a rogue than a farmer, if you asked her. When their new guest arrived, Henrietta clucked with all the derision she could muster.
I offer you chickenfic in these trying, uncertain times. Enjoy :*)
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10 Sep 2024
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Written in Rose Quartz by AthenaGC94
Fandoms: My Time At Sandrock (Video Game), My Time at Sandrock
01 Aug 2022
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Pablo inclined his head and said, “If you want to keep me around a little while longer, you could always help make things a little more interesting for me around here.”
Her eyes slitted as he shot her a mischievous smile. Robbie hated that smile. “And how would I be able to help?”
“Why don’t we make ourselves a little wager?”
That piqued her interest. “What are the stakes?”
“Kiss someone before the saloon closes for the night.”
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- Part 2 of My Time at Sandrock Series
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27 Jul 2024
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The dragon was part sea creature, part bird, part reptile and part magic. Describing dragons was a task scholars had dedicated decades, centuries to. There was nothing that could truly capture the way this one looked at me, millions of colours in its eyes.
Then my gaze slid to the side, over one of its fins. There was a scar there, deep and jagged. I had never seen it, but it sparked recognition of one of the Colonel’s stories.
"You’re Fitz," I breathed. "You’re Darcy‘s dragon."⋆
A retelling of Pride & Prejudice through gradual changes of the original material. Check the Author's Notes for more detail on what I am doing here, or just come along for the ride!
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07 Jul 2023
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"You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store.
Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me."
Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box.
"And how is that going?"
"I'll need a little longer in this establishment."
Or:
Guillermo and Nandor hit the road. They try to talk about their feelings.Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
19 Mar 2023
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Run Mad As Often As You Choose | End Racism in the OTW by brynnmck for nire
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
15 Aug 2020
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Faced with the untimely death of her brother and the resulting threat of losing her guardianship of her wards, Sansa and Arya Stark, Lady Brienne Tarth determines that she has no choice but to dress and act as Galladon until such time as she can see Sansa safely married. Enter infamous rake Jaime Lannister, Lord Casterly, sent to secure Sansa's hand on behalf of the marquess Aerys Targaryen. It should be a most fortunate arrangement, except that much as Brienne's present is not all it seems, neither is Jaime's past, and--quite inconveniently for both--they find themselves wondering whether they might have a future together.
Or: five times Brienne refused Jaime's proposal, and one time she proposed to him. (And also she's wearing 19th-century men's fashion because of reasons and fuck the patriarchy.)
Curious about the title of this fic? I’m joining an effort to call on AO3 to fulfill commitments they have already made to address harassment and racist abuse on the archive. Read more, boost, and get involved here!
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
05 Feb 2023
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Headlong by sea_spirit for winterstale24
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Jul 2022
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Miss Brienne Tarth doesn’t mind watching the social whirl of the season from the periphery. She would rather go riding or to the races than attend a ball, and she enjoys Lord Pennytree’s Sporting Weekly far more than any of Sansa Stark’s favored society papers.
But when the Duke of Casterly returns to Westeros, her old friend sees what others do not—forcing Brienne to reckon with him, their past, and the secret she's been keeping from them all.
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
05 Feb 2023
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Something More by sea_spirit for angel_deux
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 Aug 2021
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At Lady Olenna Tyrell's end-of-season ball, Jaime finds his friend Brienne in a situation that could ruin her reputation. He offers a solution, but it doesn't go the way either of them expects.
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
04 Feb 2023
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I'm dying to be born again by angel_deux
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 Jul 2019
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After the wars are done, Daenerys is queen of the six kingdoms. Jon and Sansa Stark rule the north. And Jaime serves as a hostage in Kings Landing to ensure his brother's good behavior. When Tyrion schemes to see Jaime married off and removed from the city, Jaime is allowed to choose his wife.
He should be happier that the woman he loves is quick to accept his proposal. Except maybe it's too quick. And she just says, "all right". And she calls it sensible.
aka Jaime and Brienne get married to keep the friendship alive, and Jaime pines for his literal wife.
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- Part 1 of we should kind of forget about season 8
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
30 Jan 2023
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Irony by kuolettava (salainen)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
28 Dec 2013
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Daenerys, now queen of the Seven Kingdoms, advised that she can't feed every last one of her enemies to her dragons, arranges what she assumes are a lot of unwanted marriages amongst the nobility.
It doesn't go as planned.
Written for the kink meme!
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
24 Jan 2023
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the summer queen by honey_wheeler
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Dec 2012
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It had taken her quite some time to name her Queensguard. Not to choose them; Sansa had been choosing them for a great deal of time – since the day she watched her father die, in truth – her choices growing and expanding over the years until she’d known with no doubt who would make up her Queensguard before she knew for certain she would be Queen. But a Stark girl ruling Westeros alone was unprecedented enough, even without her unorthodox choice of guard, so Sansa had tread carefully when naming them, choosing her times and her methods with all the canniness she’d learned at the hands of men like Petyr Baelish and women like Cersei Lannister.
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
19 Jan 2023
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Tyler's teeth are bright in his paint-splattered face. “Red looks good on you.”
Wednesday doesn't know what to reply when he says things like that: things like I mean it, Wednesday, you look beautiful and I knew there was a reason I liked you. It's all too much and the stone walls protecting her center quiver. Traitors.
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01 Jan 2023