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    Alastor hadn't seen Lucifer around the hotel in days.

    It wasn't exactly that he was looking for him, it was just that his absence was... conspicuous.

    And he couldn't even ask anyone about it, considering nobody else was commenting on it, either, so for him to bring it up may seem particularly suspicious.

    Charlie seemed a little down, but not surprised by her father's sudden disappearance. Just... subdued. Perhaps she was resigned to her father's unexplained absences.

    The worst thing was, he'd tried slinking through the shadows into Lucifer's rooms to see what he was doing, the first day he'd gone twenty four hours without emerging, only to find himself blocked by a never before present wall of angelic power.

    Rude.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Alastor had never wanted to murder anyone as badly as he wanted to murder the version of Alastor that Vox dreamed of. The creature was, put simply, a simpering, effete idiot.

    They were in a high class restaurant in some part of the states Alastor didn’t recognize, all art deco paneling and chandeliers that glowed a soft gold, the kind of lighting that made every patron look like they were being filmed through a Vaseline smeared lens; good skin, bright eyes. Even Alastor was pressed to admit it was a classy joint. Why Vox was dreaming of taking Alastor here was anyone's guess.

    “Of course, darling, whatever you want!” The version of Alastor at the dinner table made a tittering little laugh, fingers to its chest where the top three buttons of its shirt were undone, and Alastor's claws itched as he watched from behind his menu at the next table. He didn't laugh like that. Well, perhaps he did, sometimes, but always for terrifying effect.

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    Alastor finds himself intruding in the dreams of his friend and assistant, Vox.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Heaven and Hell gather for a meeting to negotiate redemption and sign a treaty, and it's actually going off without a hitch, however mind-numbingly boring it is.

    And then, of course, Michael has to go and bring Lucifer's relationship status into it and ruin everything.

    But what else did he expect from Heaven?

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    “You’re not Shinichi,” he says, and gone is the sleep that had previously softened his voice. “How did you get in here?” He pushes the covers off himself and stands up, eyes shifting around the room as if searching for an exit, or possibly an entrance point, considering his words.

    “I woke up here,” Shinichi says, now more than a little confused. The man knows his name, so he must be involved in whatever plot this is. “I should be the one asking you how I got here, actually."

    Waking up in the future isn't ideal and neither is finding out your future self is apparently in a committed relationship with a man you've never met, but Shinichi makes do, as one does.

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