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Your name is Dave Strider and you are currently looking at your biology test. You received a 33%, along with a ‘see me’ note in barely readable handwriting. The sad thing is that this has been your best test so far. You turn to the dork with the buck teeth sitting in front of you. He got a 99%? Damn you need a tutor.
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During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?
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OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.
A story about love and power.
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15 Feb 2026
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Gift Work for KaoruHana
The case was supposed to be a simple divorce: no children, equal division of assets.
Uncomplicated, right?
Not according to the top divorce attorney in Konoha, Hatake Kakashi.
Sakura sure had her work cut out for her!
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11 Feb 2026
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Mebuki writhed against the dirty tiled floor, cursing and spitting at the shinobi’s feet as they retreated. The other villagers averted their gazes. Only the captain lingered, his silhouette swallowing up the light of the passage outside the bunker as another wail rose in her throat.
“My baby girl! That’s my baby girl! Please let me go with her, my daughter, please I-”
The captain knelt and pressed his fingertips to her forehead, tilting her head back so that she was forced to meet his cold, dark eyes. Tears ran down the bridge of her nose, wetting the smudges of dirt clinging to her cheeks.
He blinked and his eyes changed in an instant to a deep, bloody red. Black flecks swirled in his irises, dancing around his pupil in a circular motion. The sobs died in her throat. Even the hum of panic dulled in her veins. She fell still, entranced.
“You must be confused,” he murmured. “You don’t have a daughter.”
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The night of the Kyuubi’s attack, Lord Sarutobi refuses to sacrifice Minato’s only heir for the sake of the village. A civilian-born child is offered up instead.Bookmarked by ummy
11 Feb 2026
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kiss me once, kiss me twice (kiss me as much as you like) by Melody_Grace
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
20 Jan 2026
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Sakura decides to give up on romance and instead pursues a physical relationship with an old acquaintance, Sukea. There is just one problem: neither of them realizes who the other actually is.
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21 Jan 2026
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It's their last mission on active duty before he becomes Hokage and she becomes Director of Konoha Hospital. According to Tsunade, its a sure bet to avoid the legendary “last mission curse”: investigate a string of disappearances along the northern Fire Country border, and simply report back with intel. But they both should have known better than to trust one of Tsunade’s bets, as their easy last mission quickly turns into something neither was prepared for—and neither can escape. / Or: Kakashi and Sakura get trapped in a sex dungeon, shenanigans ensue, then some smut, then some feels, and neither knows what to do with any of it.
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29 Nov 2025