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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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13 Jun 2026
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They say Rio is predictable. She’s cool, yes, and she’s confident, definitely, but she’s predictable. Reliable. You look at Rio, and you know exactly what to expect.
That ends with Agatha. And so does everything else.
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Not jealousy, not lust, but a secret third thing.
(Obsession. All-consuming, toxic, swallow-your-tongue obsession.)
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10 Jun 2026
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Agatha is a quick-witted, do-anything-for-a-deal sales rep that is only working at this stupid tech start up because they offer free fertility assistance and great maternity leave. All she wants is to be the mother she never had.
Rio is the control freak HR manager who is constantly exasperated by Agatha’s in-office antics. However, she’s hiding a secret that will make Agatha think twice before pushing Rio’s buttons for much longer.
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The tech co-workers AU where Agatha is her usual unhinged self and Rio just so happens to be a professional brat tamer when the sun goes down.
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- Part 1 of my baby's so solid
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08 Jun 2026
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A new job in a new town, Rio vidal is excited for her fresh start. That is, until she accidentally spills her coffee all all over the one person she was warned not to anger. Of course she would end up on Agatha Harkness’ bad side while also having a crush on her… and having to work together.
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- Part 1 of coming back to life
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08 Jun 2026
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Rio hummed, unconvinced, picking up a half empty beer bottle. “Why would-” she started, not sure how to word her next question without seeming too invested in the answer. “Why would they think that is something you would even do, I mean have you ever—or well—do you…like girls?”
She felt Agatha stiffen beside her. She turned towards Rio and let out a loud chuckle, too loud for how quiet the room had become. “What would make you think that?” Her icy blue eyes cutting into Rio’s “not everyone is like you.”
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07 Jun 2026