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Birdsong 2025 (Spotify Wrapped Challenge) by uncookedglass
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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Aka my Spotify Top 100 fanfiction challenge! The premise: friends and random strangers on Tumblr send me a character/pairing and a number, and I write a fic inspired by the corresponding song on my Spotify Top 100 playlist. I set myself this challenge while sick and in need of something to do, and I thought I'd throw my oneshots into AO3 so the small crowd of character and rarepair enjoyers can have them too.
All tagged pairings have a piece written about them, so if you see a ship you like, you will find content of them!
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If someone had told BigB six months ago that he’d be spending Christmas Eve at his boss’ house, he probably would’ve laughed them off. He was much more comfortable in his own space, where he had no obligations and no-one to entertain. But now, as he took in the motley assortment of coworkers and plus-ones in Lizzie’s living room, he couldn’t imagine it any other way.
Lizzie and Joel host a Secret Santa, and everyone surprises everyone.
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- Part 6 of Flower Shops and Fairy Forts
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Jellie would follow Scar anywhere; even into a series of death games.
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Break This Thin Veneer by uncookedglass
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 Nov 2025
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The pot plant he’d given Mumbo that night had sprouted three new shoots since then, despite the swift approach of winter. As the baby leaves unfurled, he and BigB stumbled through milestones together: a tentative first kiss at the Fairy Fort. Mumbo’s first time sleeping at B’s apartment. A breakfast photo posted to his story, their interlocked fingers just visible in frame. The first time B had slid a thumb under Mumbo’s waistband, and he’d murmured a shaky yes. If Mumbo was being honest, it didn’t feel real; it felt more like a halcyon memory. Something he’d cling to when it all went wrong.
Maybe that was it—if he asked, and B said no, then it would go wrong.
Four times BigB doesn't ask Mumbo to officially be his boyfriend, and one time Mumbo finds out why.
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- Part 5 of Flower Shops and Fairy Forts
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Give Up, Be Loved by uncookedglass
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Oct 2025
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Mumbo couldn’t remember the last time he’d eaten.
There was a stale croissant on his desk, still in its cafe-branded paper bag. Grian had dropped it off this morning—Yesterday morning, Mumbo corrected himself, glancing at the clock—and he’d brushed it to the side of his desk, swept up in the last-day panic. For the past week, he’d been tunnel-visioned; everything in the world a distant blur, closing in around his thesis submission deadline.
11:59pm on Friday. It was currently 1am on Saturday.
Burnt-out university student Mumbo has a panic attack after missing his thesis deadline. Fortunately, Scar is there to take care of his best friend.
Series
- Part 4 of Flower Shops and Fairy Forts
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Flower Shops and Fairy Forts by uncookedglass
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Dec 2025
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A collection of fluff fics and oneshots set in my Life Series modern fantasy AU! Avians, hybrids and humans share a city run on soft magic and steampunk Redstone engineering.
Originally this series began as a oneshot for my rarepair, but it's expanded into something bigger and I can't wait to keep writing in it!
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“What's your name?” Mumbo glanced up. “Sorry?” He asked, “I didn't catch that.” “I asked what's your name," Bigb chuckled. “Oh my name?” Mumbo blushed at his own stupidity, “my name is Mumbo.” “Mumbo,” Bigb said smiling. “It has a nice ring to it, you know, very proper, perfect for you.”
Mumbo gets dragged to a Rejects concert by his friends, he then meets Bigb there.
Notes at the end of the chapter.
Bookmarked by uncookedglass
10 Jan 2026
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HE'S IN A BAND. AUGH MY HEART <33
cradling this fic so very close to my chest at all times -
Nobody Feels Like You by LovesickPrince
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jun 2025
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After emerging victorious in Third Life, Grian wakes up at the start again. Time has been rewound, the game has been reset. But now, Grian is carrying the weight of a victory that feels like a loss, and he doesn’t intend to play to win again. This time, Scar has to survive, no matter the cost. If that means rewriting time, manipulating his enemies and friends both, and staining his hands with more blood than ever before? So be it.
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- Part 1 of It's You (it's always you)
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- English
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- 262,994
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Bookmarked by uncookedglass
04 Jan 2026
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This fic burned my house down and permanently altered the wiring in my brain. Author if you see this bookmark I would maim and kill for you <3
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“Stay still,” the stranger hisses, fighting to capture both of Mumbo's wrists in just one hand.
It takes a moment of struggle, of back-and-forth as both parties refuse to back down, but eventually the stranger manages to pin Mumbo’s arms between their bodies, and he is left defenceless. He can see the shimmer of a potion on the end of their gloved fingertip, and Mumbo shakes in horror as they swipe it behind his pointed ear. Drowsiness quickly begins to flood his system.
"See you when you wake up," they whisper mockingly.
The sight of Grian going limp at the other end of the alley is the last thing that Mumbo sees before the world fades to black.
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or; out on an ordinary shopping trip, mumbo and grian are kidnapped by a trio of hybrid traffickers. predictably, this is a very, very bad turn of events.
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- Part 4 of whumptober 2025!!!
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- English
- Words:
- 10,064
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by uncookedglass
05 Oct 2025
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me when my favourite characters die violently <3
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