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    Shane wears Ilya’s jersey....and Ilya? Ilya short-circuits so hard he nearly forgets how to stand.

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    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i love when characters change out of their Outfit

  2. Rec *

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    “Fuck, that’s good. You feel so good,” Shane moans above him.

    He pulls him down again, and this time he holds him there, his hands firm on Ilya’s head. Instinctively, Ilya fights it, his throat spasming around the intrusion, and he tries to pull off, but Shane holds him there.

    “Ah, ah. No. That’s not how you say it’s too much. You tap my leg, remember?”

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    Immediate sequel to 'I Keep Telling Myself, I'm not the Desperate Type'
    Stoner frat boy Ilya x cool, jock Shane

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    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hot people loveee being called pathetic by other hot people it's just how it goes

  3. Rec 50

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    “Okay. So, we’ll need someone willing to model for the photo shoot.”

    Will freezes for half a second. His mind, traitor that it always was, already sprints ahead of him. Someone tall enough to wear armour, someone who already has a set of armour in his damn closet. Someone patient and willing enough to stand around, someone who looks good in fake blood. Someone who looks brave after being wounded and perfectly prepossessing even after the fog of war. Even after being brutalised, corrupted, eyes made wild with the mess of taking a life.

    His new partner tilts her head. “You wouldn’t happen to know anyone who’d be up for that, would you?”

    Will blinks at her, opens his mouth, closes it again. Then: “...Yeah,” he says, because lying has never been one of his strong suits.

    He absolutely does.

    aka will has an art project involving fake blood, and mike can't stop thinking about it.

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    26 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    blood!!!!

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    “We have a plan.” Robin says casually.

    Will straightens from the cabinet like it just shocked him. “A what?”

    “A plan,” she repeats, too casually, like they’re talking about redecorating or what to make for dinner, “A get-Will-laid-by-Mike-plan.”

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    Mike Wheeler has a habit of walking around Will's and his shared dorm room in nothing but a towel. A small one. Too small. And it's driving Will absolutely crazy. So when Mike and Will go over to Robin and Vickie's place one night to watch a movie. They tell Will their plan. Have Will seduce Mike, and then have him get laid by Mike.

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    17 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sigh...seduction in a towel around the hips is genuinely something i really envy bc like... wrapping it around the chest simply does not have the same effect i fear

    anyways. awesome

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.

    Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    11 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    if i'm having a literal mental break at least they're happy i'm literally crashing out over how good this writing is