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    Drunk Wilson has a thing for praise.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Ignore what Moony says, Sirius is not in love with Snivellus.

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    Remus drinks Sirius’s Amortentia.
    Groundbreaking, I know. But I’m enjoying writing fluffy Amortentia fics where everyone gives a shit about consent 😊
    It gets a bit sexy in this one, rated E out of an abundance of caution.
    Fuck JKR.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    looking back on this it's so obvious that remus is my type lmao

  3. Rec 38

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    okay this was panicmoonwalker's christmas gift that I never got around to finishing so here's this!!!

    A lil get-together smut one-shot in which Jake titles Amy's actual sex tape.

    There may or may not be an unfinished version of this idea in which married Amy leaves Jake a surprise when she has to leave for a work trip. (will that ever see the light??? who knows)

     

    ANYWAYYYYS enjoy boiyos.

    Title from Pierce the Veil's She Makes Dirty Words Sound Pretty. song and lyrics are completely irrelevant but I love the title okay

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    08 May 2025

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    banger premise yippee

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    Derek glances at Stiles, who is watching him with a curious expression.

     

    “Oh shit,” Stiles exclaims as comprehension dawns on him. “Everything makes sense now. Derek, I know what the witch did, she cursed you with – “

    But before Stiles is able to finish his sentence, everything fades away and Derek is surrounded by darkness.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    i don't think i'll ever read this again but i also know i don't think i want to lose it bc this is some crazy writing

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    "Holy crap!  Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues?  How was that Plan A?"

    Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."

    "Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant.  "What were you thinking?"

    "I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive!  And it worked, so drop it."

    "You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up.  Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life?  "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"

    Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair.  Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.

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    15 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    honestly big slay for jenny the succubus ngl