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I’d suffer hell if you’d tell me by unknownscrat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2023
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“Oh dear! I apologise for…” Aziraphale squeaked but ended up trailing off, taking in the entirety of the scene before him.
Crowley’s hair was mused endearingly and his mouth hung open, his black shirt riding up to expose his stomach that was rapidly rising and falling with each breath.
The angel supposed that he shouldn’t apologise when Crowley was the one masturbating in his bed.
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The two of them have some unresolved feelings and Aziraphale accidentally walks in on Crowley. Smut ensues.
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Sherlock and John drunkingly play Truth or dare. One thing leads to another.
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Steve and Eddie are idiots and decide to dance in Eddie’s bedroom.
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Vox finally achieved everything, with Alastor in his clutches. The only thing he wants is for Alastor to regret ever rejecting him. Turns out Alastor wasn't even aware it had been romantic at all.
Or: Vox kisses Alastor. This leads to a conversation that leaves neither of them really satisfied.
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22 Nov 2025
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Picking Lint off the Sofa by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Sep 2024
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“Oi, Molloy!” a sketchy-looking guy with a camera says, a little too loudly for a gallery opening — obviously a paparazzi. “Nice shirt!”
“Aww, thanks, Schneider,” says Dad with absolutely toxic politeness that suggests he and the guy have butted heads before, which, yeah, that tracks with Dad’s mission to make everyone in his profession hate him.
He holds his leather jacket open for a photo, and yup, the shirt says EAT THE RICH in red, slightly shimmering letters. Cute.
“Nice.” The pap snaps some pics. “So how does that square with your billionaire — sorry, multi-millionaire — boytoy over there?”
“One, I’m the boytoy here, and two, you should have seen what I did to him earlier today.”
Okay, Lauren’s not hungry any more. Jesus Christ, Dad.
or: Daniel's daughters are invited to Armand's latest gallery opening. Molloy family shenanigans and awkwardness ensue.
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- Part 5 of A brick row house and two old men
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12 Oct 2025
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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11 Oct 2025
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first devils minion fic and tears came out so 10/10
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Steve jerks awake, sitting up so quickly that Robin almost topples over and staring wildly around the room. When his gaze lands on Eddie, he blanches visibly.
“Oh, shit,” he mutters. “Come on, no. Come on. Not again.”
“Harrington?” Eddie asks slowly. He does not love the way that Steve is staring at him right now. He really doesn’t. Steve looks like he’s staring at a ghost, a bloodied monster, like Eddie is something that should not exist in the light of day. “You good, dude?”
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20 Aug 2025
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sucker for a timeloop fic🙏 love all the different possibilities and the ending was creative🫶🫶
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‘Green.’
‘I don’t believe you.’
Steve grits his teeth, drops his head.
His hands are bound at the front, the rope of his wrists running down between his closed knees, around his cock, against his balls and under still, all the way to his ankles. Any movement of the hands drags friction. Clever design, but then Eddie always was the fucking Picasso of pain.
Steve tells himself he’d have said no to the drink.
It’s such a fucking lie.
Just like the green.
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- Part 4 of Gift Fics
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20 Jul 2025