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“So is this... worth attempting? Pretending we were invited inside and trying to sneak off to find the artifact? Especially since only one person can go inside.”
“Two,” corrects Caduceus.
“No plus ones,” says Nott.
“Except in the case of spouses,” says Caduceus, “If you’re married, the invitation admits two.”
“Caduceus!” Jester gives an overdramatic scandalized gasp. “Are you suggesting we lie about our martial status?”
“I’m not suggesting anything. I’m pointing out the wording of the invitation.” -
hues of the deepest skies (would be a compromise) by unprofessionalbard
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
28 Feb 2020
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Jester has drawn her companions so often she could probably recreate them all with her eyes closed.
Well. All of them except one.
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i know it's cold (but i don't mind) by unprofessionalbard
Fandoms: Horizon: Zero Dawn (Video Game)
17 Sep 2019
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“We’re just up by Free Heap,” says Varga, hefting the Stormbird talon. “I can work on this out here, but it might be more comfortable over there.”
Aloy wipes the sweat off her brow; Varga swears electricity clings to her, that she can almost hear crackling in the desert air. Leftover from the Stormbird, maybe. Aloy’s hair looks like fire when it’s framed by the sunset.
“And I think we could both use a real rest,” agrees Aloy.
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It's New Year's Eve, and Taako and Kravitz celebrate the same way they always do.
Well, almost.
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"Do you believe in fate?" asks Kravitz, and damn him for asking Taako not to laugh, because mocking is all Taako has when facing questions like that. Kravitz presses on. "I mean— not that all events are immovable and unchangeable, but that some events... some people, are written into every possible choice?"
"Very modest, Krav," jokes Taako. Kravitz doesn't laugh.
"I wasn't talking about myself."
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The year resets, and Taako hopes, against his better judgement, that Kravitz is in this world too.
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Thirty days.
That’s how long they promised Fjord he’d be down there, under thousands of pounds of pressure, maneuvering and living and working in the pitch black—not space: the ocean.
It was supposed to be simple. An old friend approaching Fjord at a bar: hey, I think this might be more your speed than mine. He’d accepted because he’d had nothing else, was stagnating after spending a year on land instead of amongst the stars, taking whatever jobs he could. Just him and six other people tracking down a behemoth, solving someone else’s problem.
It was supposed to be simple but, of course, things rarely ever turned out exactly the way that he expected. Fjord soon finds himself with his life—for better or worse—irreversibly altered as he and his new friends try to put the puzzle pieces together and make it out the other end of this mission alive.
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02 Feb 2022
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i think about this fic all the time it is so good <3
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Ordinary days, mimepires trying to open a portal to hell, a walk through memories, and chance to get Cas back.
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15x20 fix it.
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22 Nov 2020
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cant believe i'm bookmarking spn fic in 2020 but good writing is good writing. the cw wishes they wrote like this
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“Morning," Fjord says. "Where... am I? If you don’t mind my asking?”
The man turns from the coffeepot, brushing copper hair out of his face. “This is Blumenhaus Bed and Breakfast.”[or: a bed and breakfast au... sort of. also features: a sleepy seaside town, boats with people names, and what it means to not be lonely anymore.]
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- Part 2 of when the night has come
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17 Feb 2020
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soft & quiet & warm. heart emoji x 100 million
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Caleb is a mottled canvas of thin, white lacerations so many that Nott can hardly begin to count them all, she wouldn’t even know where to begin.
Or, the soulmate au where some soulmates share injuries and Caleb is very tired and very sore.
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24 Mar 2019
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this fic made my chest ache but like, in a good way. in the best way possible. it's gorgeous and moving
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Taako has never followed anyone in his life. Kravitz is more than pleased to be his first.
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21 Dec 2018
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characterization: flawless
writing style: to die fori love this sm