urmum_onsteriods
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Post-canon. Celine is tired, and has been tired for a good long while. Someone(s) overhear.
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So basically I saw this mini comic by @CC_Tori and was like wow I really really need to write right this instant. This actually pulled me out of a yearlong writing slump so plethora of thanks to them. As I can't access Twitter, I'd highly appreciate it if someone informed them, because I don't wanna take credit for a genius idea that isn't mine.
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Basically what I said in the tags. you ever get real pent up and you want to describe a specific feeling but you can only do that through writing? That. anyways this is basically just to save my writings and organize them. joy!
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Prompt: Farmer gets into a heated argument with someone. Farmer begins threatening them, so Haley convinces them to step out
Not really an argument, just farmer lashing out. idek. just a quick lil thing so I don't stop writing, finished it in a couple nights.
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a word is all it takes to watch someone shatter - OMORI by urmum_onsteriods
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game)
15 Nov 2024
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Kel has been slowly withering away, but everyone's too caught up in themselves to notice. He only ever wanted the best for them, anyways. Especially Hero.
AU where after Hero and Kel's fight, Kel flees before Hero has time to apologize. Kel has some... interesting thoughts, but Mari, in her ghostly glory, tries to talk him through it.
[reposted from wattpad a while back, genuinely forgot my user but thought this might be worth it]
FYI THAT THIS IS UNFINISHED AND WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED (it's up for adoption though I just hate going through my writing from like 11)
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just catching my breath (no flatline in sight) by urmum_onsteriods
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
10 Sep 2024
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Haley x Fem player
(Fem player is my oc)Things were getting bad for Charlie again. That kind of heavy in your soul that made it feel impossible to get up. She did anyways- Yoba knows she talks far too much for someone not to come knocking if she didn't show all day. But now it's 4pm and Charlie hasn't even fed the chickens, and she needs to do something. So she goes to the mines-
And ends up in a cot around midnight, sides aching and a beautiful blonde at her side.
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changed for worse maybe for better (but i love changing together) by ev09
Fandom KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
23 Mar 2026
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Bookmarked by urmum_onsteriods
14 Apr 2026
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there's so much I could say about this series and the writing. it is so painfully soft and also kinda spiky and it's such good characterization and take on the lore and I love. all kudos and kisses to the author
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I Transmigrated as Ron Weasley! I Think I’m Breaking These Canon Events by cilantro_123
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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Squinting, Ron realises the wallpaper isn’t moving, it’s the posters on it, which is still the same amount of weird. All the posters looked similar, showing the same group of people waving, throwing a ball, or in the air. One of the people in the posters turns to look at him and winks before flying off on a broom.
“What,” he mutters, empathetically, “the fuck.”
a.k.a Ron Weasley Isekai (the fic)
NOW COMPLETED!
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- Part 1 of Ways to Survive an Alternate Universe
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Bookmarked by urmum_onsteriods
21 Mar 2026
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such a special read like holy shit. could never find good ron angst. this is fantastic writing, fantastic world-building, fantastic characterization (and great use of author’s freewill). adds so much more depth to the slytherins, to ron’s character, etc. I don’t think I’ll find a fic to top this for a good while
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mira 🩷
you are the worst
i hate nepo babies
rumi 💜
WHAT
WELL I HATE RICH GIRLS
mira 🩷
ALL THREE OF US ARE RICH YOU IDIOT
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Bookmarked by urmum_onsteriods
09 Jan 2026
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every time i giggle out loud while reading this i make myself do a push up so i don’t seem like a loser. my arms hurt
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Mira twists back around to look ahead of herself, tapping her fingers against the wheel as she forces back another smile. “No. Anyway, if you need a date, I’ll do it. I can take you back down, though,” she adds, turning back to look at Zoey over her shoulder.
Zoey actually gapes at her, shaking her head rapidly. “Uh, no, absolutely not. I’m already in the car. I’m, like, painfully alone this Christmas. I can also be your date! The more the merrier, right? And what better time to be merry? It’s literally the season for it.”
Rumi looks genuinely horrified. “No! No. No, it’s fine. Please just drive back to the diner, I’m—”
“Are we all dating?” Mira asks. “Or is she, like, just dating both of us separately?”
Zoey clicks her tongue. She almost sounds casual when she says, “No, we’re totally all dating.”
“Cool,” Mira says, nodding. “Can you put in the address?”
Rumi stares at her, eyes somehow getting bigger. She looks so terribly miserable, as if she would rather be anywhere else right now, which is funnier to Mira than she thinks it probably should be. “You can’t be serious.”
(or, the world's worst holiday fake dating au)
Bookmarked by urmum_onsteriods
25 Dec 2025
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genuinely every single one of this author’s works is such a delight, and i wish them all the best in everything they do. so deadass i was sobbing halfway through this. it’s all so fluffy and amazing and yeah.
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And, look—Zoey doesn’t mean to do it. She’s honestly pretty surprised at herself. Between Mira, who will only orgasm under pretty specific circumstances, and Rumi, who could probably climax if you just call her a Good Girl and breathe on her right, Zoey has always sat somewhere comfortably around the middle. She’s never had to work especially hard for it, but it’s never completely snuck up on her, either. It must be the heat from the bathhouse getting to her, or the three hours of burning anticipation, or the almost-two weeks of not having both her girls in her arms.
Whatever. The point is: she’s never finished just from Mira putting her fingers in, before.
(OR, Zoey finishes too quickly; Mira and Rumi make her pay for it)
Bookmarked by urmum_onsteriods
08 Dec 2025
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they are so soft. they're a bunch of cuties and they love each other. absolutely devoted to the author.