13 Works by usefulobject
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A camping trip tp\o Moonlight Acres goes...about hpw you'd expect.
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After Mordor falls, a hunter from the Misty Mountains joins a displaced Isengard Uruk in hopes of claiming some of the loot in the ruins of Sauron's domain. Along the journey they develop unexpected (totally expected) feelings. Can they get the big cash money wad or will they die like pigs in hell?
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A couple of lady Orcs on a date night in the Black City.
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Sticks and Stones and Weed and Bombs by usefulobject
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
03 Mar 2021
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A deeply pondered and fleshed-out alternate timeline in which Saruman and Lurtz bang.
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Wolf Like Me by usefulobject
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Oct 2019
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Local Dad uses this One Weird Trick to obtain discount Wargs! (Dwarves HATE him!)
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Ushûl's new lair comes with a free surprise haunting.
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- English
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- 2,062
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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'Til Death by usefulobject
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Nov 2013
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Azog’s relentless pursuit of Durin’s Folk runs deeper than a simple duty to his people.
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Vishas fantasizes that deep down, those damned Forsaken really like what he does. You don't get to be Scarlet Interrogator by not being creepy.
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Laurie and Rorschach spend the day pretending they're normal.
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Some shamelessly fluffy Kate/Renee costume kink. Written for Porn Battle XIV.
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Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground by usefulobject
Fandoms: Lord of the Rings (Movies), Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 Jan 2013
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The Fighting Uruk-hai find an abandoned homestead. Nothing gets plowed, but things get seeded. Guys, you're terrible farmers.
Written for Porn Battle XIV.
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The couple that slays together stays together. Lurtz and Uglúk share a moment after a long day.
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Kinkmeme fill. Laurie catches Nite Owl and Rorschach making out in an alley.