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A camping trip tp\o Moonlight Acres goes...about hpw you'd expect.
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After Mordor falls, a hunter from the Misty Mountains joins a displaced Isengard Uruk in hopes of claiming some of the loot in the ruins of Sauron's domain. Along the journey they develop unexpected (totally expected) feelings. Can they get the big cash money wad or will they die like pigs in hell?
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A couple of lady Orcs on a date night in the Black City.
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Sticks and Stones and Weed and Bombs by usefulobject
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
03 Mar 2021
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A deeply pondered and fleshed-out alternate timeline in which Saruman and Lurtz bang.
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Wolf Like Me by usefulobject
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Oct 2019
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Local Dad uses this One Weird Trick to obtain discount Wargs! (Dwarves HATE him!)
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Vultures Rush In Extended Cinematic Universe by usefulobject
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
19 Jun 2022
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Rumours by Hoglorfen
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jul 2019
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Long after the war, the first whispers of a shadow in the East begin to spread. Most Orcs don't care. Answer to a writing prompt.
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25 Oct 2019
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Finances and romances: neither of them ever seem to go as planned. White collar crime and dysfunctional relationships.
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05 Apr 2013
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The more things change, the more hijinks ensue.
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King Under the Mountain by pherede
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
13 Feb 2015
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There is a terrible secret hope, a chance at peace for goblinkind and orc-kin; but there is also a dwarf whose rule will end that hope. Contains orc gender dynamics, blatant Morgoth adoration, and uncomfortable emotions about the Evil Races of Middle-Earth.
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19 Feb 2013
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An unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Fortunately, there's someone squishy in the middle.
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05 Nov 2012