12 Bookmarks by vaguelycelestial

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    The moment Parker saw the stranger standing by the elevator, a dozen alarm bells went off in her head. She froze, and Hardison nearly walked into her as he entered behind her. It took her a moment to realize that while half of the alarm bells were telling her to get the fuck out of there, the other half were telling her to look closer.

    Or, Eliot Spencer is a recent war veteran who just moved to Portland in an attempt to lead a calmer lifestyle. He ends up with some weird neighbors, but it's Portland, everyone's a little weird.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    “It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents want more grandchildren? Well, look no further. I am a 30 year old army vet with no diploma, some impressive scars, and a super beat up pickup truck. I work at a culinary institute with some catering and bartending on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you to torment your family, I’m game. I’ll happily: hit on other guests (regardless of gender), start instigative discussions about politics or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be super drunk, or start an actual, physical fight with your least favorite family member (and win). All I ask for in payment is the meal itself, plus I’m happy to bring a dish of your choosing.”

    Or, Eliot posts a Craigslist ad so he can have a homecooked Thanksgiving meal, and ends up with so, so much more.

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    05 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    Emma does not renew the conversation in the garden, and Mr Knightley goes away without proposing. Still, the strings (or shoelaces) of fate have a way of arranging things for the best.

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    30 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    She doesn’t like parties without George at her side to murmur sharp little asides to, or bring her champagne, or dance with her when the song is slow enough. She doesn't like parties where everyone looks at her like she's a three-legged puppy because her husband- her ex-husband- stays glued to the opposite side of the room as though she's got a forcefield around her.

    In which Bertha and George are divorced, and make it everyone else's problem.

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    13 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    “I can live without a crown,” she says, “but I cannot live without love ... without you.”

    Episode 3: Brocket Hall Fix-It.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    Anthony J. Crowley has been an MI6 spy for 10 years, completing successful mission after successful mission under the guidance of his quartermaster, Aziraphale Fell. But this life is starting to take its toll on him as he is getting older; and when, one day, his past comes back to haunt him, Crowley realizes that it might be time for him to hang up his gun and face all the things he has left unaddressed…

    (Yep, it is basically a James Bond/Q AU!)

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    25 Jun 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 4

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    Aziraphale dreams of his time in Eden and his cruel master. He's awoken by laughter, and finds his ex-boss (highly inebriated) chasing Crowley's ex-boss around a fountain. Aziraphale watches as Gabriel attempts to catch a fly.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    When an attempt to evade Mr Collins’s proposal puts Elizabeth in an uncomfortable predicament, Mr Darcy’s appearance on the scene obliges her to re-evaluate his character.

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    08 Jun 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 38

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    He was a boy. She was a girl. The library door got stuck.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    The beauty to be found in Kent is bewitching, and Darcy has vowed to not let another day pass before securing the hand of Miss Elizabeth Bennet. Only...he never expected time itself to listen.

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    27 May 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 31

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    Throughout winter, after Caroline and Louisa closed Netherfield and returned to town, they amused themselves by recounting their experiences with Meryton’s country bumpkins and ridiculing the most prominent local family, the Bennets. They never imagined that their malicious words would spread slowly and insidiously like a poison and stop them from ever ascending to the highest society, as they so desired.

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    Note: The title Serpent’s Poison was inspired by the biblical imagery of a venomous tongue, a potent weapon of malice and deceit.

    Serpent's poison, unseen, subtle, and insidious, serves as a fitting metaphor of the veiled and indirect style of communication prevalent during the Regency era.

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    15 Nov 2024

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Glimpses into the relationship between Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy through the years.

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    355,106

    11 Nov 2024

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