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In a Quidditch match, Potter challenges Draco: They have to give each other a hand job, and whoever comes first, has to let the other one keep the snitch. Draco is shocked by this, but so is craving for it.
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Two idiots in love, having breakfast at Hogwarts, who may or may not know they're in love.
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Harry proposes, but doesn't quite get the awaited answer.
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Harry receives a paper crane, then another and another. He doesn’t know who’s sending them, until the memory of a certain Slytherin sending him one in Third Year hits him.
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Waking up beside him.
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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11 Mar 2026
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“Harry, you were half naked and holding fucking hands. I saw you."
Harry grips his mug tighter, resisting the urge to lob it at Ron's head. “Again. There was no room in there; it was a fucking coffin, Ron. And we thought we were going to die.”
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Harry gets trapped inside a coffin with Draco Malfoy.
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15 Feb 2026
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After the events at the Manor, Harry and Draco find themselves stranded in the countryside with a broken wand and Death Eaters on their tail. This is the story of an uneasy truce, featuring faerie forests, seaside caves, Romani camps, kind old ladies, and a shared bed in an attic.
Or how two boys fell in love in the midst of a bloody coup.
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11 Feb 2026
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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14 Jan 2026
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Coq au Vin by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, JocundaSykes, MWard01, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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He’d seen the word France and thought Draco, and then stopped thinking.
But as Harry steps out from the luxuriously bewitched Portkey onto the sunny country road with Malfoy at his elbow, the ramifications of his single-mindedness crash down.
He’s in France with Malfoy.
Alone.
For two days.
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Or when Harry impulsively brings his unrequited crush on a work trip.
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23 Dec 2025