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    i could show you by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    12 Jan 2022

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    18 Aug 2023

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    trans peter you are so real to me.

    PLUS GRATUITOUS CUNNILINGUS IS SOOO FHENGJSJF oof i love going down on ppl and love ppl going down on me so this was soooo. mph.

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    Imperfect Strangers by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    28 Nov 2022

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    17 Aug 2023

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    When I'm Inside You by

    Fandoms: spideypool - Fandom, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (2016), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)  

    08 May 2018

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    Spiders are hard to catch. When Deadpool manages to pin one down on an NYC rooftop, he thinks he deserves a prize.

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    15 Jun 2023

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    surprisingly cute and fluffy at the end for a rape scene fic. vvvvvvv enjoyable

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    Finite State by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    04 Mar 2019

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    “Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?

    All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.

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    When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.

    Peter's life is really weird.

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    14 Jun 2023

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    Stone and Flesh by

    Fandoms: Supernatural  

    10 Nov 2020

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    Dean didn’t think, even in his filthiest imaginings, that Cas would sound like this in bed—loud, eager, easy with it. He doesn’t give a fuck who hears him enjoying himself. Though maybe Dean should have known. It’s not like Cas has ever once held back on anything he ever wanted to say or do—

    Didn’t he?

    (Not quite an episode coda for S15e18 per se, but more a "what comes after.")

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    24 May 2023

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    cutesy angsty smut. made me cry like a damn baby. Dean and Cas deserve happiness :(