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“Did you drug me?” his voice is still slurred, and he feels more tired than he’s ever felt in his life.
“No more than we do any other aliens. Common side effects include drowsiness, memory loss, muscle weakness. Etc. If you were human.” She narrowed her eyes, and his blood ran cold. “It should have killed you.” She smiles. She cups his chin again. “And I would like to know why not.”
Ten finds himself in a rough situation when he's captured by a cult of egotistical 'future bastards' with a win in the constitution ruling Aliens as Government Property.
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16 Dec 2025
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“So…what, he makes you eat?” Husk asked, making a face.
“Yeah, apparently it’s a kink to watch a twink get stuffed with twice his bodyweight in carbs,” Angel groaned, glaring at the pelting rain against the door. “Val keeps putting me on location in restaurants around the city looking hot as shit, but then makes me eat like six people’s worth of food for the camera. Takes for fuckin’ ever. But I hope he lets up soon, or I’ll have to start purging or fuckin’ jogging or something.”
He let out a laugh, and looked back up at Husk. “Oh yeah, I ain’t even told ya the best part! Val said I ain’t allowed to gain a single fuckin’ pound or it’ll ruin my figure.”
Husk stared at him, face twisted in confusion.
“He fed you enough for six people and then told you not to ruin your figure?” he repeated. Angel splayed all four hands, a manic expression on his face.
“Yep!” he said, popping the ‘p.’ “Welcome to the Valentino Paradox, baby.”
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Valentino's kinks change like the weather, so when he puts Angel on feederism porn, it shouldn't last long, right?
Right?
...Right?
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15 Dec 2025
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He woke up slowly to the sensation of a slow, wet tickle along his foot. (Truth or Dare fic.)
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10 Dec 2025
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The Tenth Doctor walks into a trap where the Master is waiting for him.
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23 Sep 2025
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Being able to turn into a dragon is not all its cracked up to be, not when Draco has to navigate an increasingly fractious Hogwarts, Death Eaters, and anti-Death Eaters—and lead his Slytherins to safety through all of it.
And if Potter becomes one of his Slytherins, then he’ll have to...treat him nicely too.
(the horror!)
May 2022: Available in Brazilian Portuguese here and here with thanks to CeresYuki10!
November 2022: Available in Indonesian here, with thanks to Xiao Ainun!
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- Part 1 of Under Dragon Wings Extended Universe
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