veryconfusedgerm
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Yet Another Honda Smut Scene by veryconfusedgerm
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Nov 2024
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The Odyssey but Disney wouldn’t approve….
Yeah I have no excuses for this. I wrote this at like 12 am in my notes app. Have fun!
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Chuck Hansen is definitely NOT gay.
Even if he can't stop looking at Raleigh Becket's washed-up bum.
Cracky, slightly-fluffy Chuck POV with plenty of smut, because this fandom needs more cracky fluff.
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26 Jun 2025
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Irony and Other Lies by unlikelynick (finefeatheredfriend)
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series), Once Upon a Witchlight
14 Nov 2025
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Kremy Lecroux doesn’t believe in fate. He believes in odds, in chances, in debts that always come due. He made a deal years ago: love for power. It seems like an easy trade until he meets someone who makes him want to risk it all.
Gideon Coal is a man outrunning his past, but falling for his boss and best friend was never part of the plan. Something about Kremy keeps pulling him closer than he’s ever let anyone get.
Stuck between contract and confession, Kremy learns too late that power always demands its price.
PART ONE of a 2 or 3 part series. AKA the fic where all the "it's ironic" jokes are a consequence of a deal.
**small adjustments will be made to remain world/canon compliant as I work my way through their other campaigns, which also fuck severely and feed my need for world building**
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- Part 1 of Irony and Other Lies
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03 Jun 2025
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Strength in Numbers by sourweather
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie, before they are hanged
03 Jun 2023
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Jezal's been in his head more and more, since his injury. When he wanders off in the middle of the night, Logen seeks him out.
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15 Mar 2025
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The Fungus and the Orchid by Lula_Claims_The_Snakeskin_Jacket
Fandoms: The First Law - Joe Abercrombie
24 Sep 2023
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The first time he saw her naked was when he expected that the least.
It was on their wedding night.
And from that moment on, things have started to become even more unbelievable.
There would be much truth in saying that his life was a sick joke, he would agree with that. But he would never have guessed that the punch-line of the joke was happiness.
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15 Mar 2025
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The demon stopped midway through pushing the drink to Angel. “Alastor?”
“Yeah.” He plucked the drink out of the cat’s hand, careful not to touch him, and took a sip of it. “Ya know him?”
“You could say that. Does he own you?”
Angel scoffed. “No, I would never be stupid enough to give him my soul. We just do business sometimes.”
“I see.” The demon studied him the same way Angel had been studying him moments ago. He held out his hand. “Name's Husk.”
Angel hesitated. He didn't like touching people he didn't know but against his better judgment he shook the demon's hand. When their skin touched he felt a jolt of magic run from him into the cat. It then bounced back into him and it was almost like he could taste the flavor of another demon’s magic. He ignored it, even as he wondered what it was about, but he saw Husk's eyes widen for a split second.
He ignored that too.
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Angel's been an overlord for a decade now. So what if he was still paying for the favors he'd traded to get here. He was free now and no one would ever own any part of him again.
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- Part 1 of Favor AU
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10 Mar 2025