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you are not alone, i’ve been here the whole time (singing you a song) by vitriolandcarnations
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
23 Mar 2026
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"But Eddie had already pressed his hands to Buck’s chest, felt his ribs crack underneath them, felt Buck’s heart become exposed from the protective shell that encased it from the outside world. And then Eddie pressed his lips to Buck’s, and breathed.
The soul of Evan Buckley lingered on the lips of Edmundo Diaz for less than a second before Eddie gave it back, a piece of his own soul sutured alongside it, so they were intertwined for as long as air filled lungs, soulmates in both life and death. Never one without the other."
Or, a post 9x14 fic where Buck overdoses, sees Bobby, tells Eddie about the deal from the desert, and chooses to stay.
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Barefoot in the kitchen, sacred new beginnings (that became my religion) by vitriolandcarnations
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
27 Jun 2025
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It's just something about that kitchen. It's just something about the two of them.
When Buck gets a minor injury, Eddie helps him re-bandage the wound. Buck is on a counter. What could happen?
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To a house, not a home (you are what's missing) by vitriolandcarnations
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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Home isn't home without all three of them: Eddie, Buck, and Chris. If one of them is gone, it's just a house. Buck isn't moving out, Eddie and Chris are staying in L.A. Now, all Eddie has to do is convince Buck to stay with them, their family. It might just involve lasagna, or maybe some feelings. And maybe, just maybe, their home will have character again.
Missing scene from 8x18, after Buck looks at a new apartment and before Maddie goes into labor.
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Maybe love is a pillow wall, maybe love is you by vitriolandcarnations
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
09 Jun 2025
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Tensions have been high since Bobby's funeral. Eddie decided to stay, Buck withdrew his transfer request, but nothing has fallen back into place with them. Hen suggests a couple days "glamping" as a way for the 118 to reconnect with each other.
Only problem? There's only one bed for Buck and Eddie to share.
Maybe it's not about going back to the way it was; maybe instead, it's about finding a new dynamic for their family.
A pillow wall, or lack thereof, will definitely not be the determining factor.
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When the world goes dark, I’ll be your light by vitriolandcarnations
Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)
22 Jan 2024
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5x22
This will be a collection of short stories centered around 5x22 & its events for the build-up of season 6. Starting before Tim & Lucy arrive on scene.Series
- Part 5 of Chenford
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Oh, alright, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Neat.
That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.
It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.
It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.
So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —
Big.
Genuinely, impressively big.
Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.
"Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.
"Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.
"You okay?"
"Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."
"It’s yep?"
"Uh-huh. Very yep."
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Stumbling upon your straight best friends' nudes is fine. Buck is fine. Everything is fine.- Language:
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17 Mar 2026
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Listen, Buck didn’t entirely expect to be closing the Nashville trip by yelling at his best friend to stab him with a fork in a random New Mexico diner, but here he is.
Yelling at his best friend to stab him with a fork.
“Put me out of my misery. Kill me Eddie! Kill me now! Why not!” The rest of the diner had fallen into a much more hushed chatter by this point, only the occasional scrape of cutlery against a plate or the door swinging open to signal yet another person’s exit to be heard.
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What if Buck and Eddie weren't interrupted in the diner, and they talk about what Buck really meant by "put me out of my misery"?
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15 Mar 2026
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Buck, predictably, answers within two rings. “Yellow. You’ve got Buck.”
“Hey, Buck.”
“You okay?”
Eddie lifts his head to confirm the state of his house. The orange tree is still very much there, amidst the wreckage of his home. The sole perpetrator, even.
“Sure,” he says.
Buck hesitates. “...Sure?”
“There’s a tree.”
“Where?”
“Inside my house.”
“Oh.” Eddie can practically see Buck’s eyebrows furrowing. “Like, you bought a tree?”
“No,” Eddie says. He hasn’t blinked since Buck picked up the phone. “It’s the orange tree.”
A beat of silence. “It’s inside your house.”
Eddie lets out an exhausted huff, leaning back in his chair. “Apparently.”
OR: there’s an orange tree. It’s in Eddie’s house.
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- Part 10 of cjo + 911
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10 Mar 2026
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After a pause, Eddie asked, “You ever think about just… keeping it going?”
Buck blinked. “What, like living together forever?”
A snort filled the air, and Eddie looked half amused and half serious. “I dunno, maybe? Something like that. I mean, look, it’s a new year, right? Anything could happen. But neither of us wanna be alone forever. So, maybe if we’re both still single in a year or whatever, we could just—” he waved a hand vaguely, like he was lassoing the future— ”make it official.”
“Official?” he echoed, head even fuzzier now.
Eddie’s mouth twitched. “Yeah, we could just get married, or something close enough to it."
Buck’s heart tripped over itself.
On New Year's Eve, Buck and Eddie made a drunken pact: if they were both still single in a year, they'd marry each other. They didn't mean to start sabotaging the other's love life to make it happen, but somewhere along the way, that's exactly what they ended up doing.
Now the only question is... how far are they willing to take it?
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17 Sep 2025
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stuck in secrets that i've spoken by effervescentwolf for thelonggoodbye
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
31 Jul 2025
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“Maybe you should try casual. Date a friend who would still be your friend after you break up,” Buck says, and in the same breath, without thinking, “Date me.”
He snaps his mouth shut, his entire body flushing with heat. Eddie looks at him for a very, very long second. “You.”
Through the sudden panic, Buck’s mouth goes on autopilot, “No sex, just a few dates, we’ll have an amicable break up. I already know and love Christopher. And anyway, I’m a guy. So, no need to worry about you catching feelings either.”
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Spoiler alert: it’s not casual. They don’t break up. And they have sex.
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10 Sep 2025