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The Romantic Stylings of Roger the Ostrich by buddiefication (pumpkincreamcoldbrew)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
22 Sep 2024
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“Uh, Dad?” Christopher asked. “What is the ostrich doing?”
“I don’t…” Eddie trailed off. “I don’t know.”
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Eddie takes Chris to a farm advertised online to meet capybaras. They’re first faced with an ostrich who has a particular interest in Eddie. Oh, and to make it worse, the farmer is really, really hot.
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I’ve known Buck longer than you’ve been alive. He’s never taken you to the zoo or driven you to school or cooked you your favourite meal from scratch just because you asked. He’s never saved you from a tsunami. He’s never held you through nightmare after nightmare. He’s never come back from the dead because you told him to. He’s never sacrificed himself over and over and over to keep you safe. He’s never loved you like he loves me.
Logically, Christopher knows there’s a reason Buck hasn’t done any of these things for Theo. He hasn’t been given the chance to. Yet.
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Chris figures out his place in Buck’s life. He just has to yell at a child first.
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5 times Eddie tries (and fails) to seduce Buck +1 time he succeeds
Bookmarked by vminpowts
24 Apr 2026
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“We’re leaving,” Buck declared.
“In an Uber, I hope,” Ravi said, analysing the pair of them with a hint of amusement.
“Oh, yeah.” Buck leaned forward, placing his hands flat against the table to deliver his very important details to the group. “We’re leaving in an Uber and going back to my place because I really wanna keep kissing Eddie. He’s a really good kisser. Like… really good.”
Hen, Chim, and Ravi’s jaws fell to the floor.
“Okay, champ. To the Uber!” Eddie said cheerfully, grabbing the back of Buck’s shirt and yanking him away before any questions could ensue.
Or; Buck and Eddie drunkenly make out at the club and all the way to Buck's house.
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"Hey," Buck says.
Eddie doesn’t move, eyes focused eerily on the ceiling.
"Ambulance is coming. Should be quick."
"Great," Eddie says, and his voice is flat and far away and scraped raw and he still isn’t looking at Buck, he is looking at the ceiling, he has committed to the ceiling, he and the ceiling are in a relationship now and Buck is the other woman.
"I'm really sorry."
"It's fine."
"It's—" Buck looks at Eddie's dick. He looks away from Eddie's dick. He looks at the wall again. "Eddie, it's purple."
"I know it's purple."
"I just want to make sure you know it's purple."
"I can feel that it's purple, Buck."
Right. Okay. That — that makes sense. Considering the purple dick is attached to Eddie, currently. He would know better than anyone.
Buck is going to stop talking now.
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A pet psychologist and a bartender walk into a bar...
