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"We just want Dean to be happy." - Friends, family. Cas, even. A rumination about Dean and Cas in Paradise, and the house they built.
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Heaven is bright and sunbeams fall instead of rain. There are no potholes in the road, in any road. It’s a beautiful day, and the clouds drift across the sky in no particular direction, like they’re passing by to check in on Paradise below. Things are new again. Cas isn’t here and Dean doesn’t know why.
AKA I hated 15x20 with all my heart but here’s how Destiel can still win. Title from Led Zeppelin's Ramble On. -
Muscle Memory by warcriminalapologist
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Oct 2014
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Sometimes he thinks he'll go insane. Sometimes he wakes up in the street with a knife in his hand, thinking he should report to someone, but who? Sometimes he wakes up screaming soundless screams, drenched in sweat from a dream he can't remember that only left behind a pervasive sense of wrong, wrong, wrong. Sometimes he spends days doing nothing, walking around like he's thinking or going somewhere, when really he doesn't even know he's moving.
He collapses twice from lack of food, and once from lack of sleep. He forgets what hunger's supposed to feel like, lets go of what sleep is supposed to bring. Sleep never brings him anything but screams of people he did or didn't or maybe killed when he was or wasn't himself, whoever himself was.
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Albus Severus has grown up on stories of the great accomplishments of his family members. He knows all about how Draco Malfoy was his father's enemy in school, and how every Death Eater or Voldemort supporter was a Slytherin, and how the best and brightest of the Order of the Phoenix were in Gryffindor. And he knows all about how most of his family has been in Gryffindor, and he knows all about what he wants. He wants to be like his father, and his older cousins and his big brother, doesn't he? But what if he isn't?
Multi-Chapter fic about the next generation of Harry Potter, though the old generations do make minor appearances.
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There’s something about a road trip at night that makes you feel like you're the only two people alive. Dean just hopes that they’ll make it home in one piece.
Or, Cas’ Farewell Tour.
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24 Aug 2021
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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- Part 1 of talk
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24 Aug 2021
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Dean’s your typical half-orphaned, monster-killing 22-year-old until a trenchcoated stranger crashes into his back windshield one September night, claiming he’s an angel that knows him from the future and that he’s on the run.
Frigging fantastic.
(Or, in which Castiel gets stuck in Dean’s timeline preseries and Dean kind of hates it—until he doesn’t.)
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22 Aug 2021
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Stay away from the light-beds. Stay in the deep.
It is the first thing hatchlings are taught the moment their fans unfurl and they can swim without their parents to buoy them along. It is the first rule, the first law. It is the beginning of every boogey-monster bedtime story told when they settle against the cliffs to sleep.
Castiel should have listened better.
(Dean's Drabbles - certain scenes from Dean's POV.)
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- Part 1 of Out of the Deep
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18 Aug 2021
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After Cas comes home, Dean starts cooking like crazy. He thinks he might be compensating for something.
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- Part 1 of grocery revelations