12 Works by weeinterpreter
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Some wounds don’t heal. Not even for Butler, who’s survived everything else.
And some feelings don’t fade. Not even when Sofia tries to reason them away.Series
- Part 7 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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“The Nitokris sect has stolen some of the most valuable treasures in the world. Think the Mask of Agamemnon, the gold of Mansa Musa, the Girdle of Hippolyta. All hidden in a secret lair that no one’s ever got to see."
“A Fowl through and through,” Dmitri Butler said with contempt. “So, you’re trying to get the Nitokris sect out of hiding to steal their treasure back?”
A cult, a creature, standoffs with the bad guys, all while attempting to squeeze in a flirt or two. Just another Wednesday for Butler.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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- Part 6 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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Evil Association of Evil Villains by weeinterpreter
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
31 Oct 2022
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Be bad, do evil and have fun!
In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.
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"Which story are you going to tell me today?"
"You can choose between how I threw Juliet's first girlfriend over the hedge, or the time Artemis's first outing almost caused an international incident."
Butler's job as Artemis's bodyguard has been turbulent since Day 1 but at least his emotional state was in less of a turmoil.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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- Part 5 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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31 Days Writing Challenge with 31 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from July/August 2021.
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- Part 2 of Wee's Writing Workshop
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30 Days Writing Challenge with 30 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from April 2021.
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- Part 1 of Wee's Writing Workshop
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"Professor, I assure you that this is a simple mission and completely safe for you. We might bend the rules a little, but no one will get hurt. All you need to do is have a look at an old artefact, and possibly find the world’s most sought-after treasure after the Amber Room."
Artemis had made the promise in good faith. Who could have foreseen that the supposedly straight-forward mission was anything but?
Well, Butler had, as always. He knew that Artemis’s actions attracted trouble like moths to a flame. Right now, however, there was no time to think about that. Right now, he had to focus all his efforts on not getting them riddled with bullets.
[Series can be read out of order.]
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- Part 4 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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The Butlers have been protecting the Fowls for centuries. Except that one time, when Dima and Domovoi Butler were scheming to kill the Fowls...
[Series can be read out of order.]
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- Part 3 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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"Butler followed his lead, popping the cap on his weapon's starlight scope. This was no ordinary dart rifle. It had been specially tooled for a Kenyan ivory hunter and had the range and rapid-fire capacity of a Kalashnikov. Butler had picked it up for a song from a government official after the ivory poacher's execution." – Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
Getting Butler to talk about his time in the army is hard. After all, one does not become a Blue Diamond by sitting down for some senseless chitchat. So, how do you get Butler to tell a story? By tempting him with an equally wild story in exchange.[Series can be read out of order.]
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- Part 2 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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Holly (The Little Mermaid) by weeinterpreter
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, The Little Mermaid - All Media Types
10 Mar 2021
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Once upon a time... a mermaid fell in love with a human and gave up her voice to meet him. But can she truly trust the sea warlock to keep his word? Can love save the day or should she have stayed under the sea?
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LATEST MISSING FAIRIES
1. Clay Potts, elf, age 89
2. Bark Pines, pixie, age 124
3. Fleur Clover, elf, age 632
Preliminary reports confirm that the aforementioned fairies have active visas. Angel activity indicated at all locations.
- exc. report 372, Capt. Trouble Kelp
Butler knew he shouldn't complain about extra backup. Dealing with blood-thirsty angels, lost demons, and gold hoarding dragons was more than one man could handle alone. But was it too much to ask for said backup to be competent? His dead uncle and the dangerously curious university professor were less than ideal as he was about to find out.Series
- Part 1 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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August 1988
Alexandr Butler, the intended bodyguard for the next Fowl heir, is dead, executed in Iran after a political coup. In a frantic attempt to keep up the family tradition, 23-year old Lance Corporal Domovoi Butler gets disengaged from his service in Monte Carlo and reluctantly travels back to Dublin, Ireland to meet his future employers as well as his baby sister for the first time.