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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    some parts we cry some parts we feel pumped up enough to run through a brick wall. at all parts we enjoy autistic shane hollander and puppy ilya rozanov🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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    The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack.

    The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before.

    He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends.

    He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.

    Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    timeloop fic where noone attemps suicide????

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Once upon a really bad day, Ilya Rozanov decides to follow a set of steps to make himself feel better:

    1. Hold something cold
    2. Put on shoes and walk to the end of the street
    3. Put on one song that makes you feel something
    4. Write the three worst thoughts in your head and read them out loud
    5. Call someone and say “I need you to talk to me for five minutes”

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    21 Apr 2026

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    ilya rozanov depression 100% accuracy

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    19 Apr 2026

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    best of the best when it comes to Hollanov angst

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    5+1

    5 times the Centaurs and other GC friends think Ilya is being a pushy or bossy twat to Shane, and one time they see Shane's true colors.

    Aka, that one time Shane walked Ilya like a dog in front of the Cens and they all had to recalibrate their opinion of their captain's relationship

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    12 Apr 2026

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    5 best sex scene ever ever