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    An urban fantasy verse where Patrick Brewer is a fairy specialising in small business and David Rose is David Rose.

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  1. Rec 32

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    “Ilya… What’s wrong? You can talk to me.”

    Ilya shakes his head, mouth trembling. “I— I don’t—”

    He does not know why he is feeling sad again. It should be so easy. This life is everything Ilya has ever wanted, that he honestly doubted he would ever get to experience. Yes, he knew it would not be perfect, living with Shane, that he might get sad sometimes like his mother, but he did not expect to feel hurt like this.

    And how can he explain that it hurts, let alone why? That would be so painful for Shane to hear. He might feel like he is being a bad husband if he can’t fix it, like he is failing Ilya. That would be horrible because Shane is a wonderful husband and Ilya is the failure. Shane is trying to understand him, to help, and Ilya can’t give him that because it’s not something Shane can fix.

    Ilya and Shane are married, the team is great, the sex is awesome. There are no problems. Okay, some problems.


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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shane heals Ilya's trauma through sexy real estate mogul roleplay, and it's also extremely sweet and caring and sexy and perfect characterization.

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    When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.

    Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.

    “Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”

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    Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Howwwww is phone sex this hot

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    "Okay," Rozanov says, sitting up, and he's still holding the dildo. "We can test. I fuck you with this, first, and if you come, then great, not too small." The curl of his mouth makes his skepticism quite clear. "But probably you won't, and then you just ask for my dick, okay? I will give it to you."

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    "I've a partner."
    "In crime?" Corvin asked.
    Crozier's mouth twitched at the corners, a tiny crease that opened up his entire face and laid it bare for one unguarded second. "No. Or, yes, but not of the jewel-thieving sort. I was wondering if I might bring him with me. I have a present in mind for him."

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    21 Mar 2026

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    not to spoil any twists but there's SO many things I like in this fic. so so so many.

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    Shane kicks Ilya out of the playoffs. Afterwards, he makes it up to him.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    I don't even know how to put into words the kink of this fic. Shaving kink? Begging kink? I guess it's Shane being the neediest bottom and Ilya being an improv dom kink? 🥵🥵